ound 1 at the Australian Open has delivered absolute chaos — and we’re here to unpack all of it.

In this episode, Adam the Antimal is joined by Chrissy P and Vargos as the crew recaps Day 1 and Day 2 of the Australian Open, breaking down the biggest results, wild upsets, and unforgettable moments from the opening rounds.

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Adam the Antimal is joined by:

1. Chrissy P – AO record holder for women’s matches and deli sandwiches in a single day session
2. Vargos (Adrian) – fresh off breaking his own AO record for alcohol smuggled into Melbourne Park

1. Shake Shack vs Hector’s Deli: the real Melbourne Park rivalry
2. Evading security while sneaking drinks into the grounds
3. The epic queues that test every tennis fan’s resolve
4. Naomi Osaka stealing the spotlight with a ridiculous on-court intro and outfit

Sunday / Monday

We kick things off with a brutal casualty report — Round 1 has been ruthless for seeded players.

1. Flavio Cobolli (20) crashes out in straight sets to British qualifier Arthur Fery, while battling severe illness in one of the strangest Grand Slam exits you’ll ever see.
2. Felix Auger-Aliassime (7) retires due to cramping against Nuno Borges after a grueling four-set battle.
3. Alexander Zverev survives an early scare, dropping the first set to big-serving Canadian Gabriel Diallo before recovering in four.

Women’s draw shockers:

1. Ekaterina Alexandrova (11) stunned by Turkish qualifier Zeynep Sönmez in three tight sets.
2. A heartbreaking 3.5-hour marathon sees Marta Kostyuk (20) fall to Elsa Jacquemot in a triple-tiebreak epic, ending 10–7 in the final set.

Tuesday / Wednesday

1. Daniil Medvedev grinds past Quentin Halys in four sets.
2. Andrey Rublev (13) survives a scare against qualifier Jaime Faria.
3. Nuno Borges continues his strong run, knocking out Aussie hope Jordan Thompson in four.

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