TORONTO! It's the kick off of the World Cup and apparently 70% of us don’t care?!? How Toronto. What if I had a cute story about a dog?

00:00:01 - HEY LOOK! IT’S A CUTE DOG STORY: THE DOG WHO SAVED THE WORLD CUP

Tonight we begin with a canine caper! A stolen World Cup trophy. Monty Python named cops, a ransom plot run by people who may have learned crime from the Pink Panther and a story made for the internet, with a surprising Canadian connection. As Toronto welcomes the World Cup, we raise a pint to Pickles, the goodest boy in World Cup history.

00:13:26 - HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH FOR A TICKET?

Canada is playing its first-ever World Cup game on home soil and hundreds of tickets remain unsold. And we think we may know why, they cost approximately TOO MUCH.

But it makes us wonder: assuming you aren't house poor, grocery poor, or just poor - what's the absolute most, you would spend on a single event? From Nickleback to the Blue Jays, we get into our ticket fantasies, fails and limits.

00:26:00 - ELMER THE SAFETY ELEPHANT WAS A FREE AGENT?!?

Elmer the Safety Elephant walked away from Toronto at one point, and gave way to one of the most nightmare fuelled Toronto mascots, we bet you have never seen. Could we interest you in a Troll Doll version of Julian Fantino?

00:35:17 - IS SNEAKY DEE'S THE MOMENT TORONTO FINALLY SNAPS?

A Toronto Star opinion piece argued, we've become the city that preserves the shell while removing the soul. Is Sneaky Dee's becoming a condo symbol of everything Torontonians fear about the city's future? Will we snap or just move to Barrie?

OVER / UNDER APPRECIATED - 00:53:30

Every week we take a look at what’s over and under appreciated.

This week Frozen juice concentrate is making a no name comeback and the mere mention of it, brought up childhood complications. I’m so sorry to the panel.

Your therapist isn’t sending you to Las Vegas to do anything, actually, but this sign guy had a moment.

We think third is the new first, Toronto finished third in a ranking of World Cup host cities and we react exactly how you'd expect a city reacts to winning bronze - by being unnecessarily mean to Vancouver (Meagan edit: exactly how one should react to Vancouver).

01:12:45 - THE APPRECIATION PARADE

Vince tries his best to appreciate the World Cup civic havoc, Meagan’s down with the new keeper of Lord Stanley, and Dan is vibing with that Barrie guy, who let Jesus take the wheel of Air Canada planes.

We hope ya enjoy it! Thanks for hanging out with us for another week of Toronto's teams, memes and past scenes. Got topics or want to join the table? Get in touch with us!