Release Date: September2025 Runtime: ~19 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, Americana, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary This week, John (Dusty) and Fred (Farts) set up camp in the most unlikely of booths: a pair of toilets in the middle of a big-box hardware store. With coffee dispensed by “Tiny Trickle,” the world’s first espresso gnome, the boys put their C.A.F.E. rating system to the test—sawdust brew and all. Between demolition derby critiques, toilet throne debates, and live announcements about unionized garden gnomes, chaos reigns. Gigi stops by with real coffee (and some life news), while Doctor Bobby goes on a quest for a drain snake that somehow turns into colonoscopy philosophy. By the time the loudspeaker declares shopping carts to be livestock, it’s clear: Dusty and Farts have turned plumbing into prophecy. Voices You’ll Hear • John (Dusty) – curator of thrones, defender of regal porcelain • Fred (Farts) – professor of sludge and creamless survivability • Hope – narrator, conspiratorial guide through aisles of bad decisions • Gigi – hardware store wrangler, voice of reason, and R-word deliverer • Doctor Bobby – colonoscopy enthusiast with questionable shopping habits Sound Stage • Hardware Store – the scent of sawdust, sliding doors, echoing loudspeakers, toilets dragged into position, and Tiny Trickle the espresso gnome wheezing sadly in the background. Sound & Style Immersive stereo with hardware store ambience, toilet echoes, loudspeaker interruptions, and cheeky harmonica stings. Americana warmth blends with absurd banter, mixing home-improvement chaos with porcelain-level philosophy. For New Listeners The Dusty Farts saga is best enjoyed in order. Start with Episode 1 to learn why booths, bacon, and burnt coffee matter so much. Each story stands alone, but the running jokes (and accidental wisdom) get richer with every refill. Credits Written, scored, and produced by Brian Clark — with screen reader wizardry, a microphone, and the eternal patience of gnomes everywhere.