JP & Dan got together in his basement over the weekend and did some thinking drinking. What if the boys could shuffle the teams in the NFL's 8 divisions into something that might make more sense? And what if they drank some heavy hitting top shelf bourbon while doing it?!

(01:52)-Jack Daniels Twice Barreled Special Reserve 2023

(11:14)-8th Favorite Team's Divisions

(14:30)-7th Favorite Team's Divisions

(19:33)-Dan's 6th Favorite Team's Divisions

(20:32)-E.H. Taylor Cured Oak

(23:22)-JP's 6th Favorite Team's Division

(25:35)-5th Favorite Team's Divisions

(32:08)-Beer Break!

The boys ran it back (for JP at least!) with two Three Floyd's beers, as Dan got his first taste of the War Mullet & the Panzer Wolf IPA's

(34:42)-Russel's Reserve Single Rickhouse Camp Randall

(39:13)-4th Favorite Team's Divisions

(45:40)-3rd Favorite Team's Divisions

(51:34)-Wild Turkey Master's Keep Beacon

(56:00)-2nd Favorite Team's Divisions

(1:02:27)-Favorite Team's Divisions

(1:07:55)-Bourbon rankings

Dan & JP venture into the land of the unknown rosters on this one, staying true to their plan to find at least one potentially draftable player on every FBS roster to talk about...but it was a bit of a struggle for some of these schools!

American

(06:09)-Alabama-Birmingham Blazers

(12:25)-Florida Atlantic Owls

(14:07)-Army Black Knights

(17:55)-UNC-Charlotte 49ers

(19:37)-East Carolina Pirates

(22:23)-Navy Midshipmen

(23:11)-Memphis Tigers

(25:27)-Rice Owls

(27:39)-North Texas Mean Green

(29:14)-Texas San Antonio Roadrunners

(30:35)-South Florida Bulls

(33:27)-Tulane Green Wave

(34:53)-Temple Owls

(36:00)-Tulsa Golden Hurricane

Pac-12

(38:06)-Boise State Broncos

(39:27)-Colorado State Rams

(40:21)-Fresno State Bulldogs

(41:52)-Oregon State Beavers

(43:04)-Texas State Bobcats

(44:45)-San Diego State Aztecs

(46:13)-Washington State Cougars

(47:26)-Utah State Aggies

(48:42)-Beverage Break

JP continues his own mini-tour through some new Three Floyd's beers with the Arctic Panzer Wolf Imperial IPA

Dan has his last out of town beer from his past Florida trip with the Absolute Nuke Caramel Apple Sour with Peanuts! It reminds him of ecto-cooler. Which should give you an idea of his age.

(54:46)-Tesla Jokes

(56:12)-World Cup Redux

Mountain West

( 1:00:14)-Hawaii Rainbow Warriors

(1:03:04)-Air Force Falcons

(1:03:44)-Nevada Wolfpack

(1:04:39)-Nevada Las Vegas Rebels

(1:06:06)-San Jose State Spartans

(1:08:21)-New Mexico Lobos

(1:09:28)-Northern Illinois Huskies

(1:11:25)-North Dakota State Bison

(1:13:14)-Wyoming Cowboys

(1:15:13)-Texas at El Paso Miners

JP & Dan celebrate America's 250th Birthday a few days early as they continue their tour of power four conferences with the one that stretches the furthest across the land, the ACC. They throw in UConn & Notre Dame as well to round it out with the independents. But first, Dan got a little silly, doing NFL team comps for each of the 32 nations that made the knockout round in the World Cup!

(02:24)-NFL/World Cup comparisons

(20:44)-Boston College Eagles

(22:14)-Clemson Tigers

(23:59)-Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets

(25:39)-Duke Blue Devils

(27:08)-Louisville Cardinals

(29:17)-Florida State Seminoles

(31:52)-Miami Hurricanes

(33:40)-Pittsburgh Panthers

(36:08)-California Golden Bears

(37:38)-Beverage Break

JP holds out on his rating till the end of the episode, but he's drinking the Three Floyd's War Mullet DIPA. Congrats on the brewery hitting 30 years this year!

Dan inadvertently had his second West Coast IPA in a row with the Little Wookie from Arvon Brewing in Grand Rapids. One of the best West Coasters he's had in recent memory

(46:38)-North Carolina State Wolfpack

(48:07)-Stanford Cardinal

(49:42)-North Carolina Tar Heels

(52:12)-Syracuse Orange

(54:12)-Southern Methodist Mustangs

(56:01)-Virginia Tech Hokies

(58:06)-Virginia Cavaliers

(1:00:01)-Wake Forest Demon Deacons

(1:01:55)-Connecticut Huskies

(1:06:02)-Notre Dame Fighting Irish

(1:08:37)-JP's extended War Mullet take

Dan & JP keep rolling through the Power Four conferences, stopping (mostly) in the nation's heartland to take a look at the names to know for the 2026 season in the Big 12

(11:05)-Arizona Wildcats

(12:38)-Arizona State Sun Devils

(14:37)-Cincinnati Bearcats

(16:10)-Baylor Bears

(18:26)-Colorado Buffaloes

(21:28)-Brigham Young Cougars

(23:14)-Kansas Jayhawks

(24:43)-Central Florida Knights

(26:33)-Texas Christian Horned Frogs

(27:50)-Beverage Break

JP went with his favorite "hot day" beer, the Old Nation B-43 Grapefruit. He got into it with a few other beers he's tried lately as well, including another Big Bad Baptist!

Dan gave West Coast IPA's another try with the West Mode from Weldwerks Brewing Co in Greeley, Colorado. And it rates pretty well, as those west coasters go

(38:35)-Houston Cougars

(41:04)-Texas Tech Red Raiders

(43:10)-Iowa State Cyclones

(44:46)-Utah Utes

(46:36)-Kansas State Wildcats

(48:44)-West Virginia Mountaineers

(49:40)-Oklahoma State Cowboys

JP & Dan make their second stop on the nationwide tour of college football conferences, highlighting at least one player to watch from every roster in the FBS. This time they're down south for the self-proclaimed best conference in the game...that hasn't played for a natty in the last three seasons! That's right, it's SEC time!

(03:35)-Alabama Crimson Tide

(06:33)-Auburn Tigers

(09:36)-Arkansas Razorbacks

(11:16)-Florida Gators

(12:47)-Georgia Bulldogs

(15:28)-Kentucky Wildcats

(17:49)-LSU Tigers

(22:30)-Mississippi State Bulldogs

(24:14)-Beverage Break

The boys talk about the Citrus HopSlam from Bells Brewery in Kalamazoo, a new spinoff offering from the OG hopslam. The boys reeeeeallllyyyy like this one!

(30:46)-Missouri Tigers

(35:40)-Oklahoma Sooners

(39:08)-South Carolina Gamecocks

(45:09)-Ole Miss Rebels

(47:23)-Tennessee Volunteers

(49:40)-Texas A&M Aggies

(52:50)-Texas Longhorns

(57:02)-Vanderbilt Commodores

Dan & JP start their tour around all of the college football conferences on the struggle bus! Dan has a beer volcano level spill everywhere, and JP has to pause to take care of a flying foreign object that was terrorizing his wife. But they still managed to get through all 18 teams in the Big Ten...because names.

(04:38)-Iowa Hawkeyes

(08:16)-UCLA Bruins

(09:40)-Maryland Terrapins

(12:22)-Illinois Fighting Illini

(14:02)-Michigan State Spartans

(16:21)-Indiana Hoosiers

(20:09)-Minnesota Golden Gophers

(23:18)-Northwestern Wildcats

(25:02)-Nebraska Cornhuskers

(27:24)-Beverage Break

Dan talks about the Condor Valley Boysenberry & Vanilla sour that he had from Wax Wings that literally bubbled over everywhere

JP teases the Bells Citrus Hopslam, which the boys will both be drinking and breaking down next episode

(31:54)-NCAA Eligibility rule change

(35:07)-Oregon Ducks

(37:21)-Penn State Nittany Lions

(39:32)-USC Trojans

(42:07)-Purdue Boilermakers

(43:33)-Washington Huskies

(45:04)-Rutgers Scarlet Knights

(47:01)-Wisconsin Badgers

(48:18)-Ohio State Buckeyes

(51:08)-Michigan Wolverines

Dan & JP flip the field, this time running through Dan's rankings (and JP's commentary and disagreements!) on all of the 32 teams in the NFL by position group. The boys find some trends in there! Spoiler alert...Miami might be in for a rough year...

(03:40)-Defensive Line

(20:01)-Edge Rushers

(31:26)-Linebackers

(47:15)-Beverage Break

The boys list off several brews to catch up on their recent antics. JP had a slate from Prairie Artesian Ales, including the Michaelangel-Okie, the Pillow Talk, and the Midnight Temptation

Dan recounts his beverages from the USA-Australia match the day before, having a Stone Delicious IPA because the game was in Seattle and that was as close as he could get at the bar. He also had the LoLo hazy IPA from Mothfire Brewery in Ann Arbor

(52:55)-Cornerbacks

(1:07:09)-Safeties