Vampires are back on DOTP? That's right; you didn't stake this episode in the heart!

Mike and Tim continue creeping through crypts in search of every cinematic vampire worth a watch from parody films to exploitation, even into space! Then sit right down and settle in for something you'll really want to sing your fangs into with SINNERS!

We may be undead, but we keep our finger on the pulse here at DOTP with ESSENTIAL VAMPIRE CINEMA VOLUME 1 PART 2!

This week, Mike & Tim bid you all “GOOOOOD EEEEVENING!” as we lift the coffin lid on one of Horror Cinema’s most beloved night creatures ~ The Vampire! That’s right kiddies! From Transylvania to Tokyo, old world folklore to modern day masterpieces…. The boys leave no crypt undisturbed in their relentless quest to chronicle the very best ( & in some cases, the weirdest) ESSENTIAL VAMPIRE CINEMA!!So, don your favorite garlic-clove necklace & raise a goblet of freshly blessed holy water as we toast every fanged nobleman, bloodstained countess, and feral vampire mob we can possibly stake in 90 minutes of show time!EPISODE 76, ESSENTIAL VAMPIRE CINEMA Vol. 1 is SO BIG, that this is just the first half! Proving we’ve got too many bats in our belfry… the second half airs later THIS WEEK!

Greetings Horror Hounds! ! Mike & Tim have returned to serve up a diabolical feast that’s sure to please both our superstitious & skeptical listeners in equal measure! Episode 75: Cursed Objects!!Cursed indeed, only we aren’t talking black cats & walking under ladders, Oh No! This collection of 6 carnivorous curios are your one way ticket to murder, mayhem and in some cases… HELL itself!From Homicidal Mirrors & Demonic Toys to Possessed Laundry Machines, Unlucky Buttons & an Unstoppable Diet Plan that’s nothing short of nightmarish…. This episode is guaranteed to entertain the pants off you!So, proceed with caution, clutch your lucky rabbit's foot & cover up those mirrors!!! DON’T OPEN THIS PODCAST #75 just might put a CURSE on you!

Greetings, dear listeners!Mike and Tim return to bring you fear at 24 frames per second as Don't Open This Podcast delves into the world of animation! Prepare for a sampler of everything from short-lived robotic adventures and psychic behemoths to love letters to stop motion and brutal fantasy violence, and everything in between. So pencil some time in to check out Episode 74: DRAWN TO FEAR!

Welcome back, dear listeners! As we finish working out the bugs here at DOTP HQ (most of them that is), we uncovered a nest of Eco-Horror Mayhem, just hatching for attention!

Mike and Tim are here to take all of you on a trip into Terror Taxonomy with 6 creepy crawly flicks guaranteed to leave your ears buzzing. They're covering everything from carnivorous cockroaches & 8-legged infestations to space bugs, genetic freaks and even a “B"ee movie that’s sure to shake you down to your exoskeleton as Don't Open This Podcast brings you BUGGING OUT!

Would you like to know more?

Grab an industrial can of DEET & click that play button!

Good evening and thank you for tuning in. Tonight we're bringing you THE FORECAST IN FEAR on DOTP; the station that delivers the headlines...straight from the grave!

Our opening segment tonight has our anchors, Mike and Tim, delivering the goods on 28 spine tingling treats to keep your eyes on this year. So, keep a lookout for everything on the horizon from rage virus outbreaks to time loop terrors because we're bringing you all the news that's fit to print on DON'T OPEN THIS PODCAST!

Heartfelt Greetings to all our lovelorn listeners!

Whether you happen to be a doomed romantic, deranged lonely heart, or a self-sufficient singleton… THIS SHOW IS GUARANTEED to get your blood pumping!Mike & Tim are back, wearing their hearts on their sleeves (in this case, quite literally) with a pulse pounding collection of Valentine’s Day frights handpicked from their chocolate box of blood-soaked delights! Six carnage confections await you… eager for discovery, spanning the early 80’s slasher boom all the way up to a pair of shockers currently stalking a theater near you!So, don your sexiest outfit, invite your special friend over, & dive into a night filled with equal parts passion & psychosis!

Don’t Open This Podcast are about to get their FREAK on with EPISODE 71 : BE MY VALENTINE… OR ELSE!!

Welcome back, dear listeners!

How/What/Why is Comfort Horror you may ask? Well, every horror head knows that they have their go-to favorites when they just want to settle down at the end of a long week. From demons and doubles to slashers and smog monsters; Mike and Tim bring you some of their favorite comfort watches to raise your spirits.

We always say these films are like a warm bath so slip on in for some COMFORT HORROR!