Jo & Amelie suffer through Don't Look in the Dark (2025/26?), a 71-minute found-footage disaster of endless black screens, shaky phones, and zero payoff. We bailed—first time ever. If you want to know how bad a horror movie can really get, this is your warning. Streamin’ Demons Season 5 begins with rage.

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Key Moments

• Opening chaos – Jo tries to figure out what holiday it even is while Amelie shows the infamous black camera
• We bailed – Historic first: Jo & Amelie stop the movie mid-way because it’s unwatchable
• Motion sickness warning – Amelie describes the never-ending shaky phone footage that makes viewers want to vomit
• Colorblind whining – Jo loses it over the male lead’s endless colorblind complaints with no payoff
• Reality check – Both agree even a phone-recorded jungle trip in Malaysia looks 100× better than this
• Positive spin – If you’re thinking of making a movie, watch this first so you know you can do way better
• Mail call & teaser – Jo shows off the signed Dogma 25th Blu-ray + quick hype for the upcoming Dogma sequel

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