Lynette doesn't believe Bree. Felicia stays on Paul's neck. Susan and Karl get caught. Bree replaces wine with Peter (gross). Gabby steals her baby.

Lynette peer pressures a kid. Gabby negotiates diamonds for a behbeh. Karl is a messy bitch. Bree is a dressing room drunk.

Bree goes to AA. Gabby gets a baby the illegal way. Susan loves the wrong man. Lynette has to put up with Tom.

Bree is a drunken mess. Lynette hates old people. Susan marries Karl. Gabby kicks her mom out.

Bree investigates Betty. Susan tries to marry a gay man. Lynette gets hazed. Gabby doesn't do much this episode.

Gabby beats up a nun. Lynette sabotages Tom, again. Susan's BF wants to cut her up. Betty blackmails Bree.

Gabby has another sex scandal. Tom wants a second family. Bree is arrested. Susan scams a Dr.

Gabby makes out with Tom. Lynette makes out with Carlos. Betty dumps a body. Susan sets up a blind date. Bree is blackmailed by her son.