It’s Christmas Eve, and Unk is being honest. About why Christmas stopped hitting. About Santa trauma, family mind games, and how expectations die quietly as you grow up. This scroll moves through nostalgia, loneliness, Regular Show hitting different as an adult, creative ambition, ego checks, jealousy, faith, and a wild piece of hood Christmas folklore that somehow still lands on a real lesson. Funny, uncomfortable, reflective, and very on brand. If Christmas ever felt weird for you… this one’s for you.

Scroll 46 is a drive through the winter solstice — the shortest day of the year and the heaviest point of the season. Unk talks creative pressure, artist problems, money stress, and what it feels like to be building something real while still being broke and uncertain. From NBA YoungBoy lyrics to John Cena heel turns, from streaming culture to parents wanting a “regular” life, this scroll is about running without a map, trusting the engine, and letting yourself cook in the dark. The light is coming back — even if you can’t see it yet.

Scroll 45 is a midnight drive through Nashville with a dying car battery and a mind that won’t shut off. What starts as a simple errand turns into a late-night spiral about money, survival, growing up, protection, creativity, and the quiet lessons men learn the hard way — about hygiene, dating, effort, and self-respect.

It’s unpolished, honest, and raw. Just Unk talking through life on low fuel, reflecting on the past, the city, and where he’s headed next — one mile at a time.