The world is going to 'SHIT' if you don't laugh you'll cry!!!

The cost of living is getting out of control and to make things worse shrinkflation is getting worse!!

A heavy duty traffic cones almost decommissioned Rach's work Van.

Decommissioned safari parks. Beware of the monkeys they have multiplied in a big way!!!

To finish this week's episode we discuss monkey's arses. Would applying pile cream help them out? What's going on with a monkeys ares?

Enjoy episode 24 part 2

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The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!

Mucky podcasts are a huge success, some of them are making MILLIONS. So with the help of AI Wingman makes a Mucky story staring a man called Rob and a woman called Rachel. Their reaction is absolutely priceless!!

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity was a bit of a nob on a train. Their identity has been hidden as always and replaced by another celebrities name. Who could it be? We'll never tell!!!!

Rob finds a Decommissioned Father Christmas in a skip and takes it home for the family.

Enjoy episode 24 part 1

Part 2 drops on Thursday.

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The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!

We are splitting up!!!! The podcast we mean. It will now be in two parts. First part will drop every Tuesday and the second part will drop on a Thursday.

Rob went to a backwards firework display.

We are looking for a clap starter for our live event that we haven't organised yet.

Old people care workers could be the next job to be Decommissioned? Robots could be wiping old peoples bums very soon.

Rachel has another job as a dog walker and she left a full poo bag with another dogs dog poo in on someone's radiator.

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Some people hate being alone! Rob looks forward to it! In the future YOU will never be alone as everyone will have an AI Companion. On this episode Rob has an awkward chat with one.

Have you ever lost something in a box of Pumpkins in a supermarket?

Are graphic designers the next job to be Decommissioned? Hannah has got in touch she thinks that she's still in the game.

'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity is part of a double act. Is this weeks celebrity a Dick or do you think his behaviour is justified? Who could it be?

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Wingman does another podcast and it's all about Parenting. Its making miles more money that Decommissioned so Rob wants to give it a try to see if we can make some money!! The topics discussed are Did your parents ever hit you as a kid? Should your kid start working from 6 years of age? and Would you let a company name your kid if they paid you 10K a year?

Did you know there's no Crab in a crab stick.

'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity was sick on but was still a bit of a DICK!! Who do you think it is?

We might release an album of Decommissioned songs for Christmas.

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BLOODY HELL can mean so many different things depending on the emotion when you say it! Have a listen and play along.

Rob gets deep and it all starts with SHOWER THOUGHTS!!

Producer Josh finds a dead pigeon on his balcony and finds a new fear.

'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity could be the best one so far!! Who do you think it is?

Sounds like mucky phone lines are the next job to be Decommissioned? the alternative is scary. Be warned!!!!

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We think we have found a way to make Sumo Wrestling miles more entertaining!!

Rachel has been done for thieving.

'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

Find out which Celeb left their knickers in someone's bin. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) Who could this week's celeb be?

Could Translators be next job to be Decommissioned? What could they do as an alternative?

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