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  • Urinal Rival
    2025/10/07

    On the latest Decommissioned episode Rob thinks him and Wingman got spiked after last week's podcast recording.


    A guy in a pub round Wingman's end got pissed and started bragging to locals that he had a WW2 Bomb in his back garden. Turns out it was TRUE!! Bomb-baclart!!


    We discuss another celebrity that's been a complete dick with one of our Decommissioned listeners. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) 'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'


    Could Taxi drivers be next to be Decommissioned? Gabe an Uber driver on London thinks YES!!!!


    New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! We got Chip pans, Hot water bottles and 4 different flavours of Crisp available now Visit decommissioned.co.uk



    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!

    Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissioneduk

    Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

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    55 分
  • Too Many Barbers Spoil the Broth
    2025/09/30

    On the latest episode of Decommissioned we discuss another Decommissioned celebrity. (identity hidden)


    find out why Barbers could be the next profession to be decommissioned.


    Boddingtons bitter is back being brewed in Manchester and the mayor of Japan absolutely loves it!!!


    Wingman has messed up with the prices on Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' merchandise crisp. It's costing the company a fortune! But we now have official Decommissioned Hot Water Bottles for sale.


    New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


    And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk


    You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!!






    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    Got something to say? email contact@decommissioned.co.uk







    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.
    Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
    Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
    Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    53 分
  • 10 X DickHead
    2025/09/23

    We wanted to pay our respects to Manchester Boxing Legend Ricky Hatton and share some of our memories over the years.


    Did you know there is a £5 note floating about the northwest of England that's worth £20,000 check your pockets!!!


    And Its official you can now call your boss a DICKHEAD and not get sacked.


    Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' signed crisps are now available in 4 different flavours and they are flying off the shelves.


    And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk


    New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


    You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!!




    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    Got something to say? email contact@decommissioned.co.uk





    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.
    Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
    Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
    Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    57 分
  • Big Brown Hairy Bollocks
    2025/09/16

    Quick question - Do you ever look and laugh at an animals bollocks?


    Rob has to put tape over his mouth at the start of the episode because one of the team has lost a family member.


    And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 you need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk


    New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


    You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!!


    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    Got something to say? email contact@decommissioned.co.uk



    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.
    Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
    Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
    Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    47 分
  • Podcasting, P Diddy Style.
    2025/09/09

    Wingman has got really drunk and The Decommissioned podcast has been told to look for another studio.


    We read congratulation emails from listeners to Rachel.


    Rob gets stuck in traffic and has to 'Bear Grylls' it.


    Wingman has a dilemma with a injured builder


    We give an update on our merchandise. Chip pans are sill available. Unfortunately plenty left!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk NOW!!


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything you hear on the podcast. We are open 24 hours a day!!




    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    Got something to say? email contact@decommissioned.co.uk




    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.
    Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
    Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
    Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Getting Jiggy With It In A Cupboard
    2025/09/02

    Rachel has some MASSIVE news!!!

    Rob asks if 'Tune of the Summer' is still a thing

    And Wingman has sorted our first Decommissioned merchandise. Check out decommissioned.co.uk and be the first to buy our new branded deep fat frying pan.


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything you hear on the podcast. We are open 24 hours a day!!


    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk











    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.
    Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
    Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
    Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    47 分
  • Draw your own PORN
    2025/08/26

    Rob goes to a funeral and Mr Bean is a priest.


    Rach joins us from her holiday in Cyprus don't tell the burglars.


    Get a pen and paper cause we think we've found the future of porn.


    And we've only gone and found CLINK CLINK he's come in with a hat on so let's see if he's still bald?


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk









    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.
    Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
    Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
    Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    40 分
  • The Laxative
    2025/08/19

    'Decommissioned' have let a monster in.


    They have invited their editor to actually tell them what he thinks for the podcast.


    What stays? What's gone forever?


    He doesn't want to be there. They soon won't!!


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk









    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.
    Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying.
    Josh Woods is the studio engineer, camera man, and kettle-filler.
    Editing and Music done by Hywel Evans.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    52 分