The Guild of Inept Adventurers embark on a brand new adventure as Ash takes the GM chair for this Dungeons & Dragons one-shot.

Tasked with investigating the mysterious village of Tzalocan, the party set out across deserts, forests, and jungle in search of answers. Refugees have been fleeing the region, strange goods have appeared in nearby settlements, and nobody seems to know why.

What they find is a town seemingly abandoned to madness.

The streets stand empty. Buildings crumble beneath flowering vines. The few remaining inhabitants wander aimlessly through their daily routines, speaking to people who aren't there and selling goods that don't exist.

Something has gone very wrong in Tzalocan.

As the party investigate, they uncover clues pointing towards ancient magic, strange dreams, and a mysterious Dream Walker capable of entering the minds of others. But when they finally manage to question one of the afflicted priests, a far greater threat emerges.

A green dragon.

Following the trail of magical vines deep into the jungle, the adventurers soon find themselves battling for their lives against a monstrous predator lurking amongst the canopy.

And in a moment that will surely go down in Guild history, Darvin decides the most effective way to fight a Tyrannosaurus Rex is from inside its mouth.

What could possibly go wrong?