Back in the Cage of Doom, we have a hilarious size difference! Fish versus canine! A whale-sized slothful merman slips into the ring against our show's infamous ancient cryptid serial killer: The Beast!

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Reports of glowing aircraft hovering above major cities. Fighter jets scrambled—then left in the dust. An airport shut down by something that doesn’t exist. And two brothers who went camping, but came back changed.

In this abduction-level installment of Creep Cottage, your favorite cozy cryptid hosts dig into five of the wildest alien stories on record:

– First, we dive headfirst into the 006 sighting at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, when a UFO hovered above Gate C-17 and punched a hole in the clouds.

– Then we jet over to Brazil’s most classified nightmare: the story of two aliens allegedly killed and covered up by the Brazilian government—a case so strange, it makes Roswell look like a weather balloon convention.– We ground ourselves with the unnerving Phoenix Lights of 1997, where thousands watched something unexplainable crawl silently across the Arizona sky—and were then told it was “just flares.”

– But the skies aren’t the only threat. We also cover the Weiner brothers, who just wanted to camp but instead got abducted, examined, and possibly cloned.

– Finally, we tackle Belgium’s UFO wave of 1989–1990, when even the military was like, “Uh… this triangle is faster than our jets.”

So grab your tinfoil, tuck in your third eye, and for the love of the moon, don’t go camping after this episode.

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SOURCES:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_O%27Hare_International_Airport_UFO_sighting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Lights

https://theweek.com/articles/905215/30-years-later-still-dont-know-what-really-happened-during-belgian-ufo-wave

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_UFO_wave

https://science.howstuffworks.com/space/aliens-ufos/bob-lazar.htm

https://nevadacurrent.com/2021/06/01/ufos-the-pentagon-and-the-enigma-of-bob-lazar/

https://tv.apple.com/us/movie/bob-lazar-area-51--flying-saucers/umc.cmc.4c10t9wwzyqyx2sahu4akezvv

https://web.archive.org/web/20041205052918/http://www.kajen.com/~rasken/varginha.html

https://unsolved.com/gallery/allagash-abductees/

In today’s bonus episode, we’re diving headfirst into the CIA’s weirdest PowerPoint: The Gateway Process. What started as a military side quest into binaural beats and out-of-body vibes somehow became a full-blown government-funded spiritual science experiment, featuring altered states of consciousness, time travel, and maybe (just maybe) interdimensional gate-hopping.

Oliver and Camilla break down the history, the science (or pseudoscience), and the most brain-melting revelations hidden in the Gateway documents. Did the Pentagon really think we could meditate hard enough to leave space-time? Are we all just fractals inside a cosmic egg? Is that why our tax dollars keep disappearing?

Join us as we put on our tinfoil tiaras and dig through the audio frequencies, astral projection attempts, and suspiciously redacted files that definitely weren’t written by a guy high on military-grade mushrooms.

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