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Half term’s over, the sun’s (briefly) out, and Lew’s feeling positive, so naturally Steve’s here to balance it out.

This week, the pair chat spring cleaning madness, the explosion of vitamins and supplements, and whether you really need calming gummies… or just a walk in the daylight. In Say It Like Steve, they tackle the idea that “people don’t listen anymore — they just wait to talk,” diving into phones at dinner tables and competitive conversations.

Plus, of course, a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes to finish.

Old-school opinions. Modern-day moans. Proper London banter.

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Half term… the joy, the chaos, and the constant need to keep the kids entertained.

In this episode of Cockney & Son, Lew and Steve talk all about half-term survival — from the pressure to plan activities and the cost of days out, to whether kids really need entertaining 24/7 or if boredom might actually be a good thing.

Recorded just before Lew heads off to Holland with Rich and the kids, the pair chat about how school holidays have changed from the 60s and 70s to now, the juggle parents face with work and childcare, and the reality of trying to keep everyone happy for a full week off school. There’s also a proper rant about screens, social media pressure, and why parenting in 2026 feels very different to growing up back in the day.

Plus, as always, expect plenty of old-school opinions, relatable family moments, and a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes to finish things off.

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Love is in the air… and so is the pressure. In this Valentine’s Special of Cockney & Son, Lew and Steve take a proper look at how the big day has changed from the 60s and 70s to now — from anonymous cards through the letterbox to panic-buying gifts, packed restaurants and sky-high expectations.

They chat about secret admirers, the rise of commercialised romance, and whether love should really be proven with expensive jewellery or just a simple card and a bunch of flowers. Steve shares his old-school take on relationships, gives advice to the younger generation, and explains why showing love all year round matters more than one day in February.

There’s also a Valentine’s edition of Adam & Eve It, a classic “Say It Like Steve” moment on people confusing being busy with being important, and a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes guaranteed to make you laugh… or groan.

Expect nostalgia, honest opinions, a few cheeky stories, and plenty of proper London banter.

Cockney & Son – Two generations. One London. Real talk, real laughs, every week.

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We’re back… and Series 2 of Cockney & Son starts right here.

After a Christmas break, Steve and Lew return with a brand-new homemade studio, the same unfiltered opinions, and plenty to get off their chests. From surviving the January blues and winter illnesses to modern work excuses, British weather drama, and how life today really compares to back in the day — nothing is off limits.

This episode marks the return of Adam & Eve It, a refreshed Say It Like Steve, and of course Bleedin’ Dad Jokes to finish things off properly. It’s familiar, it’s chaotic, and it’s exactly how Series 2 was meant to start.

We’re with you all the way through to summer, so stick the kettle on — Cockney & Son is officially back.

🎧 Next week: Valentine’s Day – the good, the bad and the ugly.

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It’s the final episode of Series 1, and we’re ending it the only way we know how, with laughs, honesty, a bit of emotion, and absolutely no sugar-coating.

In this Christmas special, Lew and Steve look back on 26 episodes of graft, graft and more graft, over 5,000 downloads worldwide, from London to New Zealand, the US to Tunisia. Not bad for a mic, a cuppa and a lot of opinions.

We kick off with a festive Bit of a Natter, diving into the chaos of office Christmas parties free bars, bad decisions, gossip, sensible shoes and why you should always remember someone’s watching. Steve shares old-school Royal Mail party memories and gives blunt advice for surviving modern workplace dos and don’ts.

Then it’s Adam & Eve It, as we tackle New Year’s Resolutions, why “New Year, New Me” rarely works, gym memberships in January, saving money, bad habits, and whether there’s any point putting pressure on yourself at all.

The heart of the episode comes with a very special Say It Like Steve, a straight-talking message for Christmas and 2026. No palaces, no pretending. Just real advice about being honest, saying no, laughing louder, not staying where you don’t want to be, and admitting when you’re not fine.

And of course, we finish with absolute chaos in the final Bleedin’ Dad Joke, featuring Christmas crackers, terrible jokes, questionable punchlines and Steve doing what Steve does best.

From June to December, we’ve laughed, moaned, got emotional and kept it real.

Series 1 is done — Series 2 lands in 2026.

Stick the kettle on, have a laugh, and we’ll see you next year.

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In this week’s episode, we’re looking back at 25 episodes of Cockney & Son chaos, comfort and proper old-school graft. From the early days in June to now, Lew and Steve chat about their biggest surprises, funniest moments, accidental catchphrases, near-cancellations, French accents, conspiracies, neighbours, and why Steve is now apparently “practising in the mirror” before recording.

We revisit the classic rants — 20mph zones, cycle lanes, Royal Mail nostalgia, robots taking over the world and the great baked-bean price debate. Then it’s back to “Say It Like Steve”, where Steve dishes out blunt life advice with zero sugar-coating, followed by a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes that gets… chaotic.

Plus, we reveal the Cockney & Son Christmas Competition and how you can win one of two prizes, including the limited-edition Cockney & Son mug (only three exist in the world — Steve is fuming about the rarity).

Next week is the big one: the Season One Finale – The Office Christmas Party.

Expect mayhem, surprises, Christmas cracker jokes and festive nonsense.

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Episode 24 is here — and we’re officially knee-deep in Christmas chaos. From ceramic trees to collapsing garlands, Elf-on-the-Shelf disasters, panic buying gravy on Uber, and the pure joy of a £2 advent calendar… Lew and Steve break down the ultimate 2025 festive checklist and realise just how mad December has become.

Then it’s onto Adam & Eve It, where the pair tackle the very British tradition of moaning all month long: the cold, the queues, the wrapping paper that’s gone walkabout, and the eternal mystery of where the sellotape edge disappears to.

We also cover:

🎄 Keeping the peace on Christmas Day (or avoiding arguments entirely)

🎄 Matching PJs, Christmas Eve boxes & posh Santa visits

🎄 When festive coffees cost more than a small mortgage

🎄 Why Steve’s mattress was apparently made of hay

🎄 And… a fresh batch of dad jokes that may or may not have been written by “Steve’s team of professional writers.”

It’s festive mayhem, Cockney logic, and two generations trying to survive December without decking more than just the halls.

Stick the kettle on — you don’t wanna miss this one

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Lew and Steve dive head-first into the most important debates in British history… well, sort of. From chip-shop curry sauce and crispy-edged crumpets to the eternal ketchup-vs-brown-sauce war, no snack is safe.

The pair also tackle the chaos of modern deliveries — Yodel, Royal Mail, lockers, drones and the poor old postie who’s “still getting off his chair.” Expect a full-blown Steve rant, naturally.

Then it’s time for Say It Like Steve, where Steve reveals what he’d fix about the country (spoiler: pensioners are getting a pay rise). And of course, there’s another round of the Bleedin’ Dad Joke — including flamingos, eyebrows, framed pictures and a pool that’s only safe “in the deep end.”

classic Cockney & Son: two generations, one London, and opinions nobody asked for but everyone relates to.

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