Episode 67 is loaded with coaching stories, high school football rabbit holes, and some of the funniest listener submissions yet.

This week, Adam and Jack revisit the Artesia vs. Roswell rivalry after receiving even more texts from New Mexico listeners—including drone footage of Artesia's famous pregame dog pile and stories about the community's football tradition.

The guys also answer a listener question about the craziest excuses players have ever used for missing workouts and practice, leading to hilarious stories involving goats, Halloween, forgotten rides, fake funerals, and players who somehow thought two-a-days were optional.

Other topics include:

• Jack's weekly quail injury report after another snake invasion at the coop.
• Coaching school season and getting ready for the official start of football.
• More Drip or Drown uniform talk, including a follow-up from Victoria West about their helmet designs.
• Another spin of the Team of the Week wheel, landing on Johnsonville High School (SC) and diving into the Flashes' history and uniforms.

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Explore everything for high school football fans:

• 🏈 Drip or Drown – Vote on high school football uniforms
• 🏟️ Friday Night Pulse – Rate high school stadiums
• ⭐ Jimmys & Joes – Community recruiting & scouting database
• 🧠 4th & Wardle – Daily high school football trivia
• 🎡 Team of the Week – Nominate your school for a future episode