Clownvis arrived to help navigate Happy Friday the 13th… because nothing says romance like superstition, Swedish meatballs, and felony pickleball charges.

On this very important Friday The Rizzuto Show, we break down a wild IKEA shopping experience in St. Louis history — complete with mystery employees, suspicious levels of enthusiasm, and a man who may or may not have been powered by pure Colombian customer service. We also tackle a listener email that has us asking the big question: can you marry someone with zero ambition… or are you signing up for a lifetime of spaghetti-in-bed energy?

Plus:

• Friday the 13th superstitions that cost the economy millions
• The Texas police department offering to “arrest your ex” for Valentine’s Day (romantic??)
• Why getting married on Valentine’s Day might actually be a bad omen
• And a full-blown Florida pickleball brawl that proves retirement communities are just Fight Club with sunscreen

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