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S3E20 - 2/23/2026
If your inner monologue had a smell, what would it be—and when did it first start fermenting?
If gravity worked emotionally instead of physically, what person, object, or memory would you orbit against your will?
What conspiracy theory would you invent about yourself just to make your life feel more cinematic?
If your laugh were legally classified as a weapon, what would be the warning label?
Which mundane object in your house do you suspect is quietly judging you the most, and what’s its main complaint?
If you had to replace your handshake with a small performance art piece, what would you do?
What’s a hill you would absolutely die on… that no one else even knows exists?
If your childhood self could audit one current habit of yours, what would they file under “deeply suspicious”?
What would your villain origin story be if it started with something completely trivial (e.g., a slightly under-toasted bagel)?
If aliens are observing you specifically as “the most average human,” what behaviors are they misinterpreting as ritual?