This episode was recorded back in January during the Los Angeles wildfires. And yes, we know it’s been sitting in our spiritual junk drawer ever since. But consider this a karmic purge because this is the last episode from the archives and we are back on schedule after this! The backlog is fully cleared, the cosmic colonic worked, and our podcast feed has regular movements once again.

In this episode, we embrace the chaos of the new year, talk about fire (actual and astrological), and examine why conspiracy theories have gotten dumber than ever. We also get real about personal evolution, sharing a practical framework for identity shifts (where you'll meet our alter egos, Lucky and Tippy) and we discuss what it actually takes to make lasting change when your life feels like it’s on fire — figuratively or literally.

Inside this episode:

• The astrology behind the LA fires and why your identity might feel like it’s… unzipping itself
• A complete evisceration of tunnel-based Hollywood fire conspiracies
• Why manifestation without a plan is just wishful grifting
• Our new favorite New Year’s ritual involving AI and aesthetic phone wallpapers
• How to build better habits without hating yourself
• The moment we debut our spiritual alter egos and probably start a whole new religion
• Also: practical accountability, dumb TikToks, bad movies, good mindset shifts, and the gentle reminder that even though time is fake, the choices you make with the time you have are very real.

From here on out, it’s all fresh content. Thanks for sticking with us. Lucky and Tippy are ready. Are you?

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About The Serendipity Sessions:
We began The Serendipity Sessions as a series in the Clairannoyance podcast so we could have real-time unscripted conversations. Unlike our subject-specific deep dives and guest interview episodes, The Serendipity Sessions is a raw reflection of the genuine bond we share. We have no rules and no episode notes in advance, just a free-flowing exchange of thoughts and emotions. It's an exploration of the outer banks of consciousness where untamed treasures are hidden away. We believe one sudden insight can hold immense value, far beyond most meticulously planned discussions. Each session is a unique encounter with chance as we defy routine and enjoy a spontaneous dance with spirituality. We aim to keep these episodes as evergreen as possible, so you can find your way here whenever you need to. And hopefully, you'll encounter pieces of yourself every time you join us.

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• Megan's Instagram
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• Megan's Website
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We recorded this episode in December 2024. We’re releasing it in May 2025. Yes, we know. Time is fake. Calendars are a colonial construct. But astrology still slaps, even when it's late. We apologize for any outdated references in this episode, but we still wanted post it because this is the part of the year where things REALLY start to change. It's a great opportunity to reflect on the year thus far and stay prepared for what's coming next.

This episode is an overview of the energetic architecture of 2025. We discuss the biggest planetary shifts, collective themes, and the existential whiplash that these historic astrology formations are unleashing.

In this episode, we cover:

• Why 2025 is a preview of the next five years
• Why Pluto in Aquarius is the era of aliens, AI, and collective uprising (and why drones might be the new oracles)
• How Saturn and Neptune moving into Aries will completely reshape our understanding of identity, imagination, and self-leadership
• Why Uranus in Gemini will make nerds hot again (sexy librarians, you're on deck!)
• What it means when every outer planet changes signs in such a short period of time
• The astrology behind class revolts and why corporate overlords should watch their backs
• And how you, dear listener, can pivot, strategize, and maybe even monetize your way through this cosmic paradigm shift

You’ll also hear us:

• Predict the weaponization of butt plugs for interdimensional travel
• Praise the rise of spiritual individualism and customizable capitalism
• Declare the death of “cool” and the rebirth of authentic weirdness
• And remind you (gently? lol no) that you’re going to need to stay adaptable, resilient, and a little unhinged to ride this wave.

This episode is chaotic, unscripted, and completely vital. Even if it’s five months late.

The astrology doesn’t care when you listen. Just that you do.

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This one’s for the spiritual rebels and the cosmic dropouts who are tired of being told they have to remember who they were in Atlantis in order to evolve. The New Age industrial complex sings the same tone-deaf songs on repeat: “Remember who you are!” and “Remember where you came from!” and “Remember your soul’s purpose!”

Why are all these made-for-TikTok gurus so obsessed with “remembering” everything? And how many grudges do you think they carry if they’re always hyper-fixated on digging up the past? It’s exhausting to constantly “process” and “unpack" your life. You’re allowed to become something new without recovering every last version of who you’ve been. What if forgetting is how we survive the things that would otherwise shatter us?

This episode is about how freaking punk-rock it is to say, “Fuck my origin story!” (Not really, but kinda.) We’re not saying your past experiences are unimportant. And we’re not saying you need to forget everything you’ve been through. We’re not even saying that forgetting is easy to do. But sometimes… it is easy? Actually, many times… forgetfulness just… happens.

Forgetting is a function of your consciousness, not a flaw. It’s a psychic technology (and a healthy neurological process!) that helps you drop your outdated scripts, abandon your self-imposed limitations, and start fresh. You can’t live a full-ass life if you’re always trying to recover some perfect past version of yourself.

In an era where everyone’s clinging to their storyline, maybe the most sacred thing you can do is lose the plot on purpose. Maybe the goal isn’t to remember who you are, but to become who you weren’t.

If you’re white-knuckle-gripping anything that’s outgrown you, this episode is your permission slip to misremember it on purpose, or forget about it all together. And if you can’t remember what any of this means tomorrow — good.

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Long time no talk! By talk, we mean screaming into the void. Put your headphones on -- we have a lot of catching up to do.

We know. We disappeared. But like any good ghosting situation, we’re returning with no explanation… except an entire episode of explanations. In our first episode since January, we blow the dust off our mics and confront who we thought we were before life sideswiped us with plot twists, spiritual detours, and 47 new existential crises.

This comeback episode is equal parts cute and chaotic. Featuring six semi-structured segments (plus a fully unhinged AI narrator for no good reason whatsoever), we reflect on how we’ve changed since January, chew on the ways the world has changed, and hopefully we also make you feel a little bit better if your current bar for thriving is "I cried, but I scheduled it." Let's all trauma dump together into the abyss and hope the abyss claps back with some clarity, shall we?

We’re back. We missed you. New episodes are coming regularly. Let the emotional spirals commence.

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We recorded this episode shortly after the election, so we're posting it a bit behind schedule! Sorry for the delay on this one! But it's still very pertinent information with Inauguration Day around the corner!

YES. It’s a political episode. On a spiritual podcast. You have to be plugged into reality to live an ethical spiritual life. Engage.

Some of the themes we discussed include:

• Our personal opinions and reactions on the election results
• Elon Musk being absolutely insane and continuing to run Twitter into the ground
• Election deniers and voting regrets
• Who’s really playing identity politics here?
• Kamala Harris’ bipartisan strategy was a valiant effort but failed miserably
• Democrats need to embrace progressive policies
• Black women and LGBTQ community carried the weight for democrats
• Right wing unity vs. Left wing fracturing
• Get your abortion pills while you still can (AidAccess.org)
• Protect your online privacy and digital data
• Mutualize your mutuals!
• Stop hating on the astrologers who didn’t accurately predict the presidential winner, you weirdos
• Have hope. If all you have is fear, that’s still better than choosing to disengage all together. Fear is a great motivator.

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BIZMOS 2025 ASTROLOGY CALENDAR! We're still at the very start of 2025, so get the 2025 Bizmos Astrology Calendar if you haven't yet! So much astrology jam packed into a year-long calendar, all written by Ryan. You can easily add this calendar to your phone or computer calendar so you’re always up-to-date on what’s happening in the cosmos! Check it out!

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After a slight hiatus - we're back! In this enlightening episode, we explore the world of numerology with expert Allie Barbera, founder of Temini112. Allie brings over a decade of experience in numerology, along with certifications in Akashic Records Reading and Reiki, and a deep understanding of Tarot.

Throughout our conversation, we explore the ancient sacredness of numbers and their profound impact on our lives. Allie guides us through the process of discovering our important numerology numbers, including your Life Path Number and the numerical importance of your birth name, while shedding light on how they can influence your daily life and your spiritual journey.

We explore how numerology overlaps with other spiritual disciplines like astrology and tarot, discuss the significance of Master Numbers, and the (in)significance of new-age "Angel Numbers." Join us as we uncover the secrets of numerology, offering you a comprehensive understanding of this ancient mystical science and how it can serve as a tool for personal growth and self-discovery.

About Allie Barbera
Allie Barbera is a spiritual advisor specializing in numerology, Akashic Records, and Tarot readings. With over 10 years of experience, she has helped countless individuals navigate life’s challenges by providing practical and direct insights. Allie is dedicated to democratizing spiritual knowledge, ensuring her clients receive readings full of substance, clarity, and insight.

Connect with Allie:

• Book with Allie on the Temini112 Website
• Connect with Allie on Facebook
• Connect with Allie on LinkedIn
• Connect with Allie on Instagram
• Connect with Allie on TikTok

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November 2024 meets us as we’re knee deep in Scorpio season. Scorpio asks us to acknowledge what we’d often rather ignore — the shadows, the secrets, the truths hidden beneath layers of ego and comfort. This month is a crucible, where transformation isn’t a flash of sudden insight, but a process — one that requires us to sit, to unravel, to burn, and to refine before we emerge as a renewed version of ourselves. There’s a sense of “To Be Continued…” lingering in the air. We’re in the midst of a cliffhanger.

Scorpio, the sign of transformation and emotional depth, reminds us that “becoming” is not a destination but an ongoing state. It’s uncomfortable and confrontational. We’re not who we once were, and we’re not sure of who we’re changing into either.

Scorpio’s role in the zodiac is essential. It’s a sign that refuses to let us stay on the surface of Libra’s superficial harmony, and it also won’t allow us to catapult into Sagittarius’s carefree way of living either. Not unless we’ve gotten raw and real with ourselves first. In Scorpio’s domain, we are reminded that there’s no skipping over the hard parts. We have to go through them. We have to sit in the discomfort, not as punishment, but as preparation.

The sense of “becoming” is not a linear path. It’s a spiral that winds through the shadows. But in time, the shadows give way to something new — something truer, something stronger, and something only you can become.

Topics & Transits Include:

• The unvarnished energy, alchemy, and developmental process of Scorpio
• Scorpio's role as the gateway sign between Libra and Sagittarius
• The functions of Mars and Pluto as Scorpio's co-ruling planets
• New Moon in Scorpio (Nov. 1)
• Full Moon in Taurus (Nov. 15)
• Mercury entering Sagittarius (Nov. 2)
• Mars entering Leo (Nov. 3)
• Venus entering Capricorn (Nov. 11)
• Pluto entering Aquarius (Nov. 19)
• Sun entering Sagittarius (Nov. 21)
• Saturn Retrograde in Pisces Ends (Nov. 15)
• Mercury Retrograde in Sagittarius Begins (Nov. 25)
• Mars/Pluto Opposition (Nov. 3) - and its larger storyline over numerous years
• The astrology of Election Day in the U.S. (Nov. 5)
• Plus more shenanigans...

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Book & Movie Recommendations for November:

Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower / The Catcher in the Rye / A Tree Grows in Brooklyn / The Alchemist / Little Women

Movies: Stand By Me / The Breakfast Club / Lady Bird / Call Me By Your Name / Spirited Away

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DON'T FORGET TO VOTE IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA! VOTE FOR KAMALA HARRIS IF YOU CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE!

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