It's the Cinco de Mayo Spectacular! Emmy Award-winning Producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix Comedian Chip Chantry are investigating the Mexican cartels squeezing your lime supply, defending Hawaii's poke from mainland chickpea crimes, and uncovering why the National Park Service wants YOU to become a lighthouse keeper (despite the serial killer Venn diagram).

This week on Episode 59:

• A Palos Verdes resort hires a 1970s-era falconer to chase seagulls
• The narco-economic manipulation of your Cinco de Mayo margarita
• A four-time Grammy winner playing nightly under a 100-year-old banyan tree in Maui
• Hootie and the Blowfish make their Stagecoach debut and bring out Public Enemy
• Saint Kitts deliberately sinks an airplane into the Caribbean
• A beach resort founder in Aruba gets knighted by an actual Dutch king
• Buffett Facts: Why Jimmy skipped TV for a third daiquiri machine
• Fish of the Week: The Achilles Tang and his terrifying BUTT KNIVES
• A 14,991-pound guacamole world record (five hippopotamuses worth)
• A man with 1,136 hotel keycards who swears he's not having affairs

Grab a float, put on your earphones, and drift away.

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