Jess is about to go under the knife (she's since had it done and she's fine), people named Jessica, Wally gets ticketed, the government shutdown, a roofing update, new government rules for charities, two step verification, Wally and technology, the new coffeemaker, and taking addictive drugs.

Brad joins the show again with updates on the baby, YouTube repair tutorials, pit bull attacks, serial killers and other white men, one of us was once mistaken for Ralphie May, being fat and funny, radio people who don't understand a good ribbing, hiring people and checking references, who we are at work vs real life, and where have all the men gone?

Wally goes Mr Rogers, gyms and other businesses that do annoying stuff, Wally's new gig, women getting revenge on their cheating exes, the horror of discovering you agree with MTG, class action settlements, and all the other random BS you've come to expect from us.

We just don't feel like it this week. But we're here. And Wally gets a geography lesson, first day on the job, the transgender distribution system, the government shutdown keeps Jess from getting a job, a very bad day, Wally's sister has needs, Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, and Chris pulls a Wally.

Surprisingly, Chris has not been trapped in an elevator this whole time. Unsurprisingly, Wally still can't figure out technology. Also, Wally has a job update, more on that car accident we posted pictures of, insurance policies, war-torn Portland, knowing your neighbors, Jess has a record audiobook royalties month (and still can't pay the bills with it), dog food prices, tariffs, businesses that support the current events foolishness, TV stations and networks and free speech, news comedians, and another unfortunate roof update.

Nope, we didn't get raptured either. But it's ok, because Jess got a VERY interesting call about her ex, which led to even more interesting information. Plus, Wally's daughter rolled her car (she's ok)(pics on our Facebook page), two of us have tech challenges, Jess finds someone less computer-savvy than Wally, audiobook updates, what people think jobs are vs what they really are, the benefits of therapy at 12, and more foolishness we've already forgotten.

Jess had a DAY, Wally gets a call back, flipped off by a funeral procession, problems at the airport, streaming documentaries out now, the job hunts continue, de-trashing the yard, noises interrupting us from SO FAR away, scabies, an old radio friend or two, haggling at an estate sale, and Wally couldn't tell the difference between Jess's voice and lip syncing in a Tik Tok trend.

Brace yourself - Wally's having technical difficulties. Plus an update on the reason we missed last week's show, being a kid is hard, the things people will pay to see on OnlyFans, influencers, dropping our own names, poor service from contractors and insurance, Amazon return policies, laptop finds, and customizing resumes for every job.