Chris no-shows (he's fine), Wally has issues with technology (shocker), books and movies set in your hometown and the mispronunciations that go with it, Malcom Jamal Warner, things you shouldn't do by yourself (even as an adult), road rage and those of us who cause it, zipper merges, backing into parking spots and driveways, dash cams and security cameras, when people park in front of your house, and dogs as security.

Drinking the Kool-Aid (literally), chair yoga, another phrase poor Wally isn't allowed to say anymore, Chinese triad gangs in Maine, Jess's job hunt, hiring problems, features available with our new show hosting platform, scammers, farts, dating apps, the best way to approach people in public, an unnecessarily jealous girlfriend, and the war on... orange?

More reasons insurance companies are the worst, Wally's daughter's run of bad luck, skunk problems, kids just don't listen, what Jess and Trump have in common, radio people, the flooding in Texas (and certain hypocrisy about it), slavery makes an unfortunate comeback, Medicaid recipients in jeopardy, the new Jesus chicken, annoying hold music, naked bowling, the month of death, weird settings on modern cars, Bill Murray, and recording audiobooks.

Dogs being dogs, "egg tools," moving problems, hoarding vs collecting, DJing at events, men in radio, bizarre dreams, and how to be a good radio Program Director.

A job with no pay, we've upset one of our 5 listeners, organizing tick jars, skunk encounters and other critters, the history of sitcoms, all the ways TV news is terrible, foods that are only good where they come from, and summer temperatures.

Oppressive heat and air conditioners, the destruction of Chris's bowling alley, emotional roller coasters, hairy fat guys on OnlyFans, radio salaries we never got, package delivery issues, letters of recommendation, not being fans of presidents, Juneteenth ignorance, and automation and AI.

The treatment of immigrants, Jess goes Texan for an audiobook, accents from "back home," Brian Wilson's passing, LinkedIn job search fails, technology evolutions, problems with Wally's daughter's boyfriend, men being influenced by terrible men, religion's role in gender and sexuality, Jess's wish to be gay, and what makes people attractive (or not).

Manscaping the eyebrows and random chin hairs, Wally gets a refund, jumping through unemployment hoops, TACO memes, and Wally's not affected by the current administration.