In honor of the Sunny episode dropping tonight, Kevin and Jeff take a detour into WWE and WWF history — specifically, ChatGPT's definitive ranking of the greatest wrestlers who never won a world title in the WWE or WWF.

There are a few problems with the list.

First: it only has nine names. ChatGPT was asked for ten and delivered nine. Second: Roddy Piper — Hot Rod, the man who was number one on every other version of this list Kevin and Jeff have seen — is nowhere on it. Third: Sting, who wrestled approximately two matches in the WWE, is ranked number one. Terry Funk isn't there. The Funk Brothers aren't there. Ravishing Rick Rude isn't there. Paul Orndorff isn't there.

Kevin and Jeff work through the list anyway. Sting at #1 (debatable, given his WWE career lasted roughly one WrestleMania). Dusty Rhodes at #2 — the American Dream, Sweet Sapphire, and a Vince McMahon booking relationship that people still argue about. Mr. Perfect at #3. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat at #4, who put on arguably one of the greatest WrestleMania matches ever against Randy Savage at WrestleMania III. Owen Hart at #5. The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase — a technicality, given he purchased a title that was immediately vacated. Big Van Vader, who had an NFL career with the LA Rams before wrestling, whose WWE run got derailed by a certain someone complaining backstage. Goldust. And Jerry "The King" Lawler, known considerably more for his commentary than any realistic world title run.

They fix the list at the end. Roddy Piper goes in at #10. ChatGPT gets a note in the feedback box.

A bonus episode, a bad AI list, and two guys who clearly watched too much wrestling growing up. This is the Halls of Mediocrity.

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