We’re finally popping back into your podcast feeds after nearly a month with a special(?) America at 250 episode of Cast Iron Brains. We’ve got patriotism, patriotic complaining about soccer, patriotic complaining about youth sport, and other patriotisms! Listen patriotically, as you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown

Open — What Makes America Great, 250 Years On

9:15 — Abe in America

20:50 — How to Watch Soccer

41:32 — On what’s wrong with youth beisbol

59:49 — Did anyone win the war in Iran?

1:14:01 — Trump’s crypto income, it’s quite substantial!

1:27:12 — Disclosure Day; Incest Dragons; interminable swim meets; youth trumpeter plays the national anthem, a review

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It’s state tournament recap time! Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown
Open — Abe vs. The Peachtree Road Race
9:17 — Youth Beisbol Tournament Extravaganza
1:31:15 — Lindsey Graham is dead
1:42:42 — The Iran war is back, baby!
1:47:52 — AccuWeather Push Notifications of the Week
1:51:28 — Wrap-up! The Invite; King Sorrow

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The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

We’re here with a rundown of the various things our insane clown president is getting up to this summer, checking in on Mark Strassmann after a few weeks away, and Abe endorses polytheism. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown

Open — World Cup wrap-up, fixing global sport with Fuck Island

19:18 — The Last Trump Summer Vacation

1:10:50 — Did CBS News’ Senior National Correspondent Mark Strassmann Get Off a Good One? And the Iran war continues apace

1:21:08 — Wrap-up! Abe sees The Odyssey; Incest Dragons; The Sheep Detectives

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The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

Is there actually more of a “crisis of meaning” in the smartphone AI age? Is it more likely the case that the vast majority of humans always been perfectly happy to accept whatever meager meaning happens to come their way, with a small, hand-wringing set of elites always freaking out that the latest thing is bad? If everyone is content to watch individualized content on their solipsism machines, is it just kinda rude of Rowdy Roddy Piper to come barging in trying to wake everybody up? Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown
Open — Last Out the Door, Like a Hero
16:03 — Cat arsonists in Italy
20:51 — AI content taking over
1:03:10 — Psychos are travelling the world with giant television mugs
1:11:46 — Did Mark Strassmann, CBS News’ Senior National Correspondent, Get off A Good One?
1:18:26 — Wrap-up! Hadestown; The Hunger Games; Airport; The Tommyknockers

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The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

Cast Iron Brains returns from a week at the beach and having survived an attempted electrocution by a household appliance to discuss the news and our lives and whatever else we feel like complaining about, in keeping with our idiom. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown
Open — Barack Hussein Obama infringing on BrainIron Multinational Media Empire turf
12:28 — Abe [fails to be] In the World, goes to Asheville instead; Bob family time at the Jersey Shore
49:43 — Reflecting Pool-Gate gets even Trumpier
1:07:34 — Molly Jong-Fast on her plastic surgery
1:31:21 — Did Mark Strassmann, CBS News’ Senior National Correspondent, Get Off a Good One?
1:37:34 — Wrap-up! Spiderman 11; various Avengers movies; Dungeon Crawler Carl

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The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

This week we take a look at a few different reactions to the Jason Arday story and try to sort out the reasons why fabulism is treated differently by different cultural tribes, and what that might have to do with shame and belonging. That and our usual assortment of other nonsense and complaining, of course. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown
Open — Sometimes you start the show talking to the robit about theoretical birthday distributions
3:10 — Kitty litter as an appliance in the CONNECTED HOME
14:00 — $220 to watch the big game on a big TV
22:46 — Are we allies with North Korea now?
31:39 — Actual News About Fake Polls in Fake News
46:04 — Many takes on the Jason Arday story
1:26:40 — Did CBS News’ Senior National Correspondent Mark Strassmann Get Off a Good One?
1:37:38 — Wrap-up! The End of Oak Street; Spiderman: Far From Home
1:50:54 — Sometimes you end the show by asking “Did Nietzsche or Kelly Clarkson do a better job popularizing ‘what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger’”

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The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

This week we’re lamenting the TikTok’ing public’s evident solidarity with a child-murderer, Abe reads self-help but only ironically he swears, and we harrumph our way through the news and culture of the week, as usual. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown
Open — Lindsay Clancy, American EveryMom
13:40 — Abe, Book Club Infiltrator, Self-Help Enthusiast
30:08 — Supreme Court decides not to preempt Trump administration from doing the bad thing
38:27 — NVIDIA chips used in Russian war drones
43:20 — Data Center Fight!
52:15 — ESPN finds its next Dan Patrick
1:06:40 — America’s Favorite Game Show
1:14:32 — Wrap-up!

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The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Brains were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

It’s a Week Zero College Football Spectacular! CIB is here to get you ready for the weekend of (mostly terrible) games as we ramp up for what’s sure to be another exciting and chaotic season of the best sport. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown
Open — Abe Live-Bets the Games!
5:53 — WGAS NewsBag, Sports Edition!
38:12 — The Sports-Adjacent Question of the Week!
42:27 — The Best Game in Every Time Slot!
57:38 — 2026 CIB Football Pick ‘em Contest!
1:08:59 — Wrap-up!

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The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.