Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says “Mexico.” Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:07:13) It’s Time for The Hake Report (Jake AI) 🎶

* (0:10:51) Supers... Mary Shelley, Jules Verne 💰

* (0:15:22) Brady: David Hasslehoff 📞

* (0:18:36) Brady: Forced life vests in ocean

* (0:23:47) Brady: mandatory Cooperalls for old folks, or squats?

* (0:28:12) Alex: 16yo saved 10yo. Dog & hogs: Selflessness 📞

* (0:37:40) Lucas: NABSW, From Rage to Responsibility 📞

* (0:47:50) Allen: “Cities are evil.” Man owns land. 📞

* (0:54:53) Chad in FL: Jesse coin, July feels white hat 📞

* (0:57:33) Supers: Popcorn & Brady on Palestinians 💰

* (1:10:25) Sion: Nicky Minaj Barbz 💰

* (1:17:08) Cesar: Brady: NOOOOO! Shoutouts 💰

* (1:21:31) Jermaine: Gender dolls MN 📞

* (1:27:02) Jermaine: North Yarmouth, ME, men

* (1:31:58) Supers: Cesar between jobs 💰

* (1:35:18) Trump pronounces Mexico

* (1:39:25) William III: Anthony Fauci 📞

* (1:45:30) William III: Nolan Wells. Led Zeppelin, Eastwood boys

* (1:49:56) Rick: Al Sharpton; Gary, IN 📞

* (1:53:55) Outro 👋

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