As Midwesterners, it’s our duty to talk about the weather at the beginning of every episode... but, anyways...

This week, we spiral into everything from discovering (at the worst time) that your car horn doesn’t work to plotting our way into the witness protection program. Are dating show contestants even trying to find love? Did we miss out by skipping a wild spring break trip? And we're back on our conspiracy theories... Are car washes a scam? Is Mattress Firm a front? And why can’t we choose where our tax dollars go?!

Tune in for your usual Friday BFF banter 🫶🏻

This week, Tia takes us on her solo hiking adventure and we love how the first warm days bring everyone outside. We also ask the age-old question—why did every kid want to be a marine biologist? (Do we even know any marine biologists?!) Plus, Tia embraces her inner gnome, and we come to terms with our current fashion inspo: Adam Sandler core.

Tune in for your weekly dose of chitchats with your virtual BFFS!

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Is therapy enough, or do we need more exorcisms? Does Tia still need the glow stick from her fourth grade boyfriend? Are cardinals gay? American Eagles seem like bullies. And what the heck is a ‘latchkey’ kid?!

Happy Friday, BFFs! Here’s what’s in store on this week’s episode…

• Do you ever feel like quitting your job for a chill, mundane job? Same.
• Did Maggie forget her own birthday or is she just over-caffeinated?
• The absolute disdain of being the one who has to pick the restaurant.
• Tia, reigning queen of the ten-minute voice note.
• DoorDash, we love you, but your algorithm needs work.
• Wildly inappropriate songs we had no business singing as kids.
• …and more random chaos, as always.

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The girls trip made it out of the group chat! This week, we're joined by Tia's high school besties to recap our girls weekend in Charleston! We question why southern boys are so short, if people are actually rude or is 'midwest nice' a real thing, Tia's obsession with cool trees, and more.

Since apparently things can be renamed for no reason at all, we wanted in on the fun. This week, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to rename some famous U.S. landmarks, lakes, and even a few states. And honestly, the ‘Gulf of America’ sounds more inclusive anyways.

From elementary school Valentine’s Day parties to high school secret admirers and cringey dates, we’re diving into all tings Valentine’s Day (aka, Tia’s Birthday!) Plus, we dive into hilariously chaotic stories from waiters and service staff about Valentine’s Day disasters you won’t believe. And don’t worry, if you don’t have Valentine’s Day plans this year, just think, it could be worse… you could have a promise ring proposal at Olive Garden…

Welcome to our first edition of Call Your BFF: Car Edition! This week, Tia shares all of the life-changing reasons why she’s thrilled to now be on a Spotify family plan, we read off some of our favorite, and most cringy, Pinterest quotes, and we wrap up recapping Tia’s latest Tinder adventures…