Finally, a long, forgettable NBA season is over. It's not just that the hated Boston Celtics won the title, it's that the season just kind of sucked. As for the Celtics, there's just no personality to latch onto. The team is filled with really weird dudes, including Jayson Tatum, whose Gen Z demeanor is just too corny to stomach, even if his game is unfairly criticized. Also, the Celtics partying in Miami? Any self-respecting Bostonian should be downright offended. Ken and Zach are nervous about the Florida Panthers and their ability to finish off the Edmonton Oilers. Ken is hoping that the loyal, long-standing Cats fans get their moment of glory. Then there's Tua Tagovailoa. Ken has observed that the anti-Tua contingent likes to tell us why other quarterbacks are better, then lob an insult, but never actually give proof as to why that quarterback is better. Finally, Tyreek Hill is having a doughnut for the first time at 30 years old? How is that possible for the Dolphins wide receiver? That leads Ken and Zach into a Top 5 doughnut ranking.

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Zach is back from Boy's Weekend and he is...surviving. The boys agree that age 25 is when nature tells you that hangovers are not sustainable. Caitlin Clark not being named to USA Basketball for the Olympics in Paris has people in a frenzy...again. Ken thinks CC's fans are a cult, Zach admits he wants her on the Olympic team because she's all he cares about in women's hoops. Speaking of hoops, the Celtics are just deeper and better than the Mavericks. Boston is crushing Dallas and Jayson Tatum doesn't need to be a superstar to win his first ring. And that's just fine. Thank God for Sergei Bobrovsky. He's why the Florida Panthers beat the terrifying Edmonton Oilers to begin the Stanley Cup Final. Watching the Oilers skate...it's a nightmare. Long overdue, it's time to give miniature golf its flowers. What an underappreciated sport that needs more adult-only options. Give us a challenge.

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Ken and Zach swap stories about the late legend Howard Schnellenberger, and also scold the College Football Hall of Fame for not considering him for induction. Caitlin Clark has made people absolutely lose their minds after the Indiana Fever - Chicago Sky hipcheck fiasco. The exaggerated reaction comes off as racist...but maybe more sexist. Pat McAfee and his "white bitch" comment about Clark is all-time dumb, while Stephen A. Smith taking credit for the careers of his women First Take contributors is extremely disrespectful. The Edmonton Oilers rally song is wildly corny as the Florida Panthers prepare for a Stanley Cup Final where, once again, the TV media presenting it will be pulling hard for the opponent, specificaly Connor McDavid and Edmonton. We have more Panthers geography controversy, as another prominent media members wonders why he's receiving pushback when declaring the Panthers are in Miami. Finally, Dr. Pepper is the new No. 2 soda. Ken and Zach know nobody who drinks Dr. Pepper regularly. They rank their favorite sodas.

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