In this very sweet episode of BFGE, Sarah celebrates all things Emma by allowing her to choose the film for her birthday. The ladies order a pie and tuck into the 1988 American romantic comedy-drama film "Mystic Pizza" (d. Donald Petrie), which follows the coming-of-age of three young Portuguese-American waitresses at the titular pizza parlor.

Also in this episode:

• The ladies discuss their first jobs
• Sarah's Romanian seafood pizza PTSD
• Famous babysitter fuckers
• Emma: perpetual victim or world's worst waitress?
• Sarah yearns for a life of measuring lobsters and drinking at the pub

Come and grab a slice with us!

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In this very special holiday episode of BFGE, the ladies hunker down at the MALL and watch George A. Romero's 1978 horror classic "Dawn of the Dead." Join us as we discuss:

• Did consumerism kill the holidays?
• Are our cats, dogs, and children TOO spoiled?
• How long could one woman and two men live at the mall before there was weird sex drama?
• Men just love doing stuff!
• All our favorite Y2k mall memories.

Get in, losers, we're going shopping!

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In this very tense episode of BFGE, the ladies break out their good silverware and tuck into the 2015 psychological horror-thriller, "The Invitation." Directed by Karyn Kusama (Jennifer's Body), the film centers on a man attending a dinner party in the Hollywood Hills hosted by his ex-wife and her new husband, whom he suspects may be harboring a more sinister agenda.

In this episode:

- Emma goes full Emily Post and teaches Sarah about dinner party ettiquette.

- Is this film embarrassing?

- The cociane cowboy to new age cult pipeline.

- Sarah struggles with executive dysfunction, but Emma's just grateful for the man candy.

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Join us on this extra special FRIENDSgiving episode of BFGE where Sarah and Emma break ground by inviting their XY-chromosome'd friend Andrew over to watch the 1996 American classic, "The Crucible." Join us as:

- Emma explains the difference between Pilgrims and Puritans, while Andrew teaches about the bureaucracy of the actual Salem witch trials.

- Sarah fights for #justice4abigail, a teenager who was immediately discarded like a used cumrag after married middle-aged John Proctor had sex with her once, maybe twice.

- Was Arthur Miller kind of a shitbag?

- Emma loses her cool; Sarah needs the sex wheat.

- Chekhov's heifer

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Welcome to the weird Q&A episode. We are never doing another one of these. It got too weird. Join us as we answer the questions you submitted thru instagram and we chat about:

- Ghost Sex!

- Dog Cloning!

- The old maritime blowjob barrel!

- Too many dead chimney sweeps!

- Factory farming!

- Emma loves her fucking WATER!

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In this year's BFGE Halloween special, Sarah subjects Emma to the 2014 indie horror banger, "It Follows." Laughs abound as Emma confuses this with a completely different film, Sarah tests Emma's knowledge of venereal diseases, and the ladies discuss their very different approaches if they were hypothetically inflicted with the gnarly It Follows sex curse.

Come and take a ride with us!

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In this week's very romantic episode of BFGE, the ladies tuck into Takashi Miike's 1999 J-horror cult classic, "Audition." The film follows a middle-aged widower who enlists the help of his film producer friend to stage a fake audition in order to meet a new girlfriend, only to find that the woman he chooses (Shiina) has a dark past.

Tune in and manipulate someone into falling in love with us!

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In this week's very toxic episode of BFGE, Sarah and Emma head off to bootcamp to watch Stanley Kubrick's take on the Vietnam War in "Full Metal Jacket," a film that, as it turns out, is not about metal outerwear at all. In this episode:

- Did young Emma ever flick the bean to Matthew Modine?

- Was Roger Ebert justified giving this film only 2.5 stars?

- Can Emma survive Sergeant Sarah's verbal beatings without going full metal jacket on her ass?

Come ship off to a completely frivolous foreign war with us!

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