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::BZZT/CRZZT/SHOCKNAWE::

This podcast has been zapped to your listening ears thanks to the power of teleportation. Actually, we haven't even begun recording this episode yet. We're sitting in our "studio", waiting for you to start so that we can instantaneously record for you live. Everything you're about to hear will be coming from our mouths the moment you hear it. Isn't that cool?!

Teleportation offers so many interesting capabilities.

(Our lawyers wanted to ensure that everyone knows we can't legally be held liable if people actually believe that's how teleportation works)

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Pow Pow! ::gun noiseeeees:: Boom! Pew Pew!

Sit back and listen to some patriotic music as we prepare to take you through some interesting histories and laws of guns from a know-nothing and a know-some-stuffer. Guns are a powerful tool for defense and entertainment, but come with a heavy burden of ensuring we all use them responsibly. So pay attention, and maybe you'll learn something - like we did!

Disclaimer: Before anyone gets mad at our OPINION, let us make clear we are supporters of the 2nd Amendment. But I think we can all agree that the 1st Amendment is even more important, right? They wouldn't have put it 1st in the rankings if it wasn't the best, soooo, keep that in mind. Let's hear it for the 1st Amendment! Hear Hear! Three Cheers for 1A! For he's a jolly good fellow...

We cool? We cool.

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Ever wanted to be as wise as Avery and Brandon?! Neither do the rest of us! But sometimes we're stuck listening to two idiots talk about philosophical positions on birds and worms. That's just how the world works now, OK?!

This is yet another episode where you won't be convinced that Brandon does NOT want to have sex with Billy Joel, and Avery's top discussion point is "Have curiosity, but don't die." We're talking classy conversation here, guys. So listen up, or else you might just end up like a curious cat...DEAD.