This week, we dive into Netflix’s Good on Paper, starring Iliza Shlesinger. We unpack the film’s wild twists, dating red flags, and the real-life inspiration behind the story. Is being “good on paper” ever enough? Or are we just ignoring our instincts?

We also go off on a few hilarious tangents—like a theory about Jessica Alba being kidnapped (yes, really), Becca’s very strong opinion about boys who wink, and why TikTok music artist ZAJMADE is living rent-free in our heads.

Come for the rom-com breakdown, stay for the chaos.

What do undead debutantes, dagger bras, ballroom brawls, and one very horny clergyman with a Mr. Darcy obsession have in common? Apparently… everything. This week, Jess walks Becca through the gloriously chaotic Pride and Prejudice and Zombies — a regency-era fever dream where romance meets gore, and Darcy kicks severed heads like soccer balls. Along the way, we spiral into Love on the Spectrum emotions, protein shake obsessions, and whether Becca’s stance on returning food is right or wrong. His capa was detated, and ours might be too.

Becca kicks off the pod by telling Jess all about Missing You, a twisty Netflix limited series that loves a time jump almost as much as we love a ‘90s sleepover. Plot holes? Check. Emotional whiplash? Double check. Jumping pants? TBD—but apparently we need them.

We try to make sense of the chaos (spoiler alert: we don’t), debate if any of these characters have actual jobs, and spiral into a classic sister-sleepover-style tangent. Jess wraps it all up with a benefit from TikTok that hits deep: “Your nervous system will always choose a familiar hell over an unfamiliar heaven.” Oof. That’s a quote and a callout.