You didn't mean to feel good… but here you are.

We accidentally stumble into one of the ultimate ‘90s holiday comfort movies: The Cutting Edge (1992)—the ice-cold rom-sports classic that gave us underdogs on skates, enemies-to-partners tension, and the most iconic toe pick in cinema history.

Johnny breaks down how a temperamental figure-skating ice queen and a washed-up hockey bruiser accidentally melt each other’s hearts on the road to Olympic gold—despite neither actor knowing how to skate before filming, a fractured ankle mid-shoot, and sequels so bad the original stars wanted nothing to do with them.

Along the way, we cover:

• Why The Cutting Edge is secretly one of the most relatable working-class sports movies ever

• Factory jobs, bar work, and surviving the “two years later” grind

• Moira Kelly’s chaotic injury run and near-miss with A League of Their Own

• Why figure skating partnerships are way more intimate than anyone admits

• A full compare-and-contrast with Blades of Glory, aka when parody cranked the Pamchenko Twist up to a homicidal Iron Lotus

• Holiday feel-good vibes that don’t ignore sadness—because that’s how emotions actually work

• Deja vu, time not being linear, and why quantum physics may be punching holes in your childhood memories

Plus: movie news, chaotic Seinfeld staff picks (yes, Puerto Rican Day counts), fan-service ranting, and a tease for our upcoming Christmas episode.

So lace up, grab some sequins, and remember:
This movie walked so Blades of Glory could figure-skate into a flaming dumpster.

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It’s eggnog season—and not just any nog. We’re talking Golden Egg Nog from the old Hood milk mafia, the stuff thick enough to count as a sin. Perfect time for a feel-good movie, right?

Johnny Spoiler dives into one of the most unexpectedly uplifting movies of the last few years: TETRIS (2023). Yes, the movie about the video game. Yes, it’s WAY better than it has any right to be.

• The true story of Henk Rogers, Nintendo’s ride-or-die dealmaker who bet everything on a block-stacking dream.

• The real “Tetris Effect” and why the game showed up in players’ dreams for decades.

• How Tetris became the best-selling video game of all time (until Minecraft pulled a power move).

• The wild rights battle involving Nintendo, Atari, Mirrorsoft, and Soviet bureaucracy.

• Why Taron Egerton continues to own the “real-guy-in-a-crazy-situation” movie niche.

• Our favorite retro shoutouts: Game Boy, Ninja Turtles arcade, Mario 3, Chrono Trigger, Star Fox, Final Fantasy VII, and more.

• And of course: one of the best post-2000 movie mustaches ever filmed.

• Ansel Elgort & Shirley MacLaine team up for the road-trip comedy Lucy Boomer.

• An 80s-style action thriller incoming: Trial By Combat from Renny Harlin & Aaron Eckhart.

• Mattel is making… a View-Master movie?! Let’s speculate wildly.

Binge Now.
Stream it on Apple TV+ (or start that free trial), or hunt down the rumored DVD like it’s a secret Soviet cartridge.

Shout-out to Nikolaxnick on IG for tracking down our L.A. Story episode—300+ episodes still online!

• Career Opportunities

• BlackBerry

• Larry Crowne

Drink the Nog.
The Golden Kind.
Debate The Grinch.
Live your truth.

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This week on Binge-Watchers Podcast, Johnny Spoiler roller-skates through the whimsical world of Steve Martin’s L.A. Story (1991) — a surreal, romantic comedy that turns smoggy Los Angeles into a land of magic, love, and freeway philosophy.

We’re talking feel-good movies, time-travel flicks like The Butterfly Effect and Keanu Reeves’ upcoming Shiver, the fall of MTV UK, and why L.A. Story still hits differently in 2025. From enchanted freeway signs to heartfelt quotes that make you believe in love again, this episode blends nostalgia, movie trivia, and Johnny’s signature sarcasm.

Highlights:

• The Top 3 Feel-Good Movies Ever: Planes, Trains & Automobiles, The Wizard (1989), and Hook (1991)

• Behind-the-scenes secrets from L.A. Story — Steve Martin, Victoria Tennant, and a young Sarah Jessica Parker

• Favorite quotes, zany ‘90s LA vibes, and why the talking signpost still rules

• Plus: Staff Picks, listener shout-outs, and an exclusive $130 OFF Good Chop deal https://tr.ee/GoodChopJohnny

Tune in for warm fuzzies, movie magic, and laughs with the happiest show on the internet.