The episode kicks off with multiple failed attempts at an intro before descending into a very important discussion about what you’d be called if you were the size of a toenail. Naturally, this leads to orangutans, giant stage props, and Amy revealing a genuine fear of taxidermy and oversized animal models.

We get into everything from bizarre phobias (including animals in human clothing), unsettling childhood memories, and some truly cursed thoughts about eyelids that nobody asked for. There’s also a chaotic detour into fur coats, vintage dilemmas, and why transporting them across the country might not be worth the emotional damage.

Elsewhere, there’s chat about gigs in unexpected places, surprising audience revelations (including swingers and psychedelics), and the reality of touring — from confusing car parks to the inevitable flood of parking fines. Harriet pops round Lindsay’s for shepherd’s pie (sparking an intense breakdown of how to properly cook mince), while Amy reflects on the emotional toll of cooking for ungrateful children.

We also cover Mother’s Day chaos, wholesome family moments, and a folding club that might be the most unexpectedly adorable idea ever. Plus, a listener voice note about a rogue mouse leads to a surprisingly passionate discussion about what to do when your belongings are being slowly destroyed.

As always, it’s chaotic, honest and completely unapologetic — with plenty of oversharing, bizarre tangents, and the kind of conversations that spiral far beyond where they started.

If you’re here for laughs, relatable chaos, and a podcast that feels like being in the group chat, this one’s for you.

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Harriet Dyer

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Amy Mason

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Lindsey Santoro

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Producer - Richard Lannen

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