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Party conference season and we've got 2 for 1 this week.

The Greens were somewhere Green last week and Zack Polanski, the head of the Greens that sounds a bit cockney rhyming slang was giving it big licks in a Marxist old fashioned industrial style talking about chains and stuff, mind you it's very different to the executive attitude of the Unite The Colours movement that had their patriotic bucket hats made in Bangladesh.

Yes we covered the Tories as well, Robert Jenrick who is great value got the Bazookaaah treatment as well as Chris Philp (a speech defect sufferer's nightmare) and their insistence to outlaw Sharia Law, it'll be awful to break it to them that it's already outlawed.

Gary Neville and the backlash brigade get Bazookered as well, this includes people like Jeremy Kyle, who's fleeced the underclass so much he might as well own Wetherspoons.

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Labour conference special. Yes I'm there!! Starmer's speech, Yvette Cooper's speech and all the other speeches that supposedly took place.

Obviously the world still turns round so there's obligatory Trump stuff and various other odds and sods but it's full on conference this week. I hope you enjoy it.

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Trump! Talking at a funeral but using it to announce new government proposals and yes we're talking about taking mild painkillers and it's link to autism even though the time frames don't tally up. Doesn't matter to Trumpy though.

Wes Streeting our esteemed health minister who once....no of course he didn't gets the Bazookering treatment and his strategic distancing himself from the president of the USA just like he distanced himself from Corbyn when his colleagues were sticking the knife into him.

A terrific interview with TikTok Sweary Scottish News star John Scott takes place in two parts where we bring up Dick Cheney, Mick Lynch and of course the enigma Farage.

Also I explain how I, like Donald Trump have stopped Seven wars and we both haven't had enough credit for it.

Enjoy!

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Number 35 and of course after a quiet couple of weeks we had to get stuck into Trump and of course his trip to the banquet. Of course there was his usual denial of all this island stuff whatever that is, then the dressing down of the Australian journalist for....asking him a question however the biggest Trumpy meltdown was due to Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled because of woke and this lefty suppression of free speech, oh hang on a minute.

Starmer gets a bit of a bazookering as do the marchers at the weekend which is a brave thing to do because there was 3 million you know, definitely 3 million, there was a drone up in the air showing the what looked like just over 100,000 people on the streets but it was definitely 3 million.

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Number 34 and it's the Labour deputy post that has overweight northern women all over it. Even ones that Keir sacked last week. To be fair the woman from Reform who burst into song last week isn't from the north however the 1 minute clip of the song she composed herself is a minute I won't ever get back.

Of course Mandelson gets the Bazookaaah treatment as does the Christian right in America after the Utah shooting. We have a special guest this month as well. Robin Ince is my first ever talking guest as I interview him in the mezzanine of Newcastle Stand Comedy Club.

Another good one!!

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Yes we're at number 33! Jesus's age when he shuffled off this mortal coil despite being immortal, it's the speed of the long playing record that made prog rock so boring and it's the correct amount of tax in the pound to have a proper society that isn't fucked.

Anyway Tice, Farage and of course Nottingham's Reform council get bazzokered as does Graham Linehan and JK Rowling, but don't get your knickers in a twist, Yvette Cooper gets a bazookering as does the working class landowner Angela Whiner, sorry Raynor.

We're rocking along and I'm sure we'll go to two a week in October.

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Back home and Bazookaah is back!! It wouldn't be Bazookaaah without Trump and his 'great idea' to deploy the national guard to clamp down on illegals in Washington DC. Farage get's the Bazoinks treatment due to his hypocrisy over conflicting comments regarding the House Of Lords. We've got Scottish news and Colin Smyth's toilet antics. Peter Hebblethwaite gets a Bazookaaah send off after he quite as the CEO of P&O ferries, however the big news is the red crosses on the mini roundabouts that's a phenomena sweeping the nation at the moment. Keep on listening folks!

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Trump and his trips to the island, Alaska talks, Oasis, Summerhall at the Edinburgh fringe and the Kate Forbes row, free speech, Reeves and her alleged hike in taxes that she's allegedly thinking about. It's all here. I'm still at the fringe and between the Britpop invasion of middle aged men to the onslaught of the pensioner rockers and sharpies in town to see AC/DC. Another ranted Bazookaaah classic.

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