This is the first episode Jess produced by herself and Jeff is going to be very upset.

As teased in the title, please disregard the fact that there is no outro song and there's an extra 15+ minutes of silence at the end of this recording.

Do your girl (and yourself) a favor and just turn it off after she says goodbye, k?

Seeing:

• Reality TV catch up

Hearing:

• Emo Night

Tasting:

• Company card or food critic?

Smelling:

• Double tip

Feeling:

• Mom's birthday and musicals

On today's episode, Baja Brucks has no notes, list, or script and you can... tell.

Jeff and Jess discuss their feelings on the new PTA movie, One Battle After Another, as well as the 2008 hit Twilight because even after all these years, Jeff still has some questions about the baseball scene.

There's also a deep dive on Halloween and the Phillies. Both so scary!

jusT know: we are not tHrilled with the title... but the show must go on!

As if anoTher voice waS needed to weigh in on this, JesS is ready to sHare her thOughts and feelings on taylor sWift's new alBum, the life of a showgirl.

thIs iZ truly the only topic discussed on this BajA baBes ep so you're welcome or we're sorrY.

;)

Another day, another opportunity for Jess to run her mouth!

Our girl is still not over that TSITP series finale and is happy to announce that the right brother was chosen in the end.

Jess also makes time to talk Emmy's, the Hot Priest, and how she navigated social media in what might have been its darkest hour(s) ever.

Also, have you had Coldstone recently? Because you should.

Do you smell (and see, taste, hear, and feel) what the Baja Babes is cooking?!

Jess has a lot of thoughts on tv, commercials, and 90's shoe trends but also has no idea who Taylor Frankie Paul is. Sorry, but she can't watch EVERY show!

Preheat the oven for the mirror glaze cake and start marinating the gochujang carrots, because, as usual, Jess leaves no crumbs.

No one saw this one coming, but Jess is on her own, babes!

Picture Jess headphones on, holding a mic, and staring into a mirror holding court to a room of zero. You're allowed to think this is weird, but sometimes there are just things a girl needs to say to herself without interruption.

Topics hit: HamilTEN, TSITP, Hunting Wives, BIP, AJLT, and a C- explanation of what this whole thing is.

Jess appreciates anyone who makes it passed the 10 minute mark.

**The title of this episode is Jeff's PG curse word of choice, but he couldn't think of it until hours later.

It's the last day of Summer Break and Jeff and Jess are taking this episode POOLSIDE! From their backyard, Baja Brucks is talking fancy tuna fish, Costco's questionable protocols, and glass showers in hotel rooms.

Drink of the episode: "Back to Reality"- Hazy IPA from Three 3's Brewing Co. in Hammonton, NJ

Despite it taking a few minutes to lock into the updated office space, Jess and Jeff don't let the new Feng Shui hold them back from sharing a story about a European Harley Davidson store, falling in love with a 10+ year old movie involving a song about Bin Laden, and debating which type of salty meat is best.

Drink of the pod: Spicy Margarita