Take a wild ride through the chaotic minds of John and Jay as they navigate everything from indie horror films to metal music breakdowns in this unfiltered exploration of pop culture's strangest corners.

The hosts kick off with an enthusiastic analysis of "Finley," a short horror film featuring a hilariously incompetent killer puppet who struggles to murder his victims until they threaten his beloved cat. "I wanted more of this," John declares, praising the puppet's emotional expressiveness while lamenting the short's brevity. Their mutual excitement for this hidden gem reveals their appreciation for unique, creative approaches to familiar horror tropes.

When the conversation shifts to music, prepare for an authentic listening party as the duo introduces each other to metal bands like Wage War and Dead by April. Their genuine reactions—complete with air drumming and spontaneous commentary on pitch harmonics and electronic elements—create an intimate experience that feels like discovering new music with friends. John's confession about screaming along to metal songs in the shower adds a relatable, humorous dimension to their musical exploration.

Television and film recommendations round out the episode, with particular enthusiasm for "AP Bio," starring Glenn Howerton as a disgraced Harvard professor teaching in Toledo. "Dude, the show is so good," John insists, highlighting the similarities between Howerton's character and his iconic role as Dennis Reynolds in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." This leads to a highlight reel of Dennis's most unhinged moments, including his famous Range Rover meltdown.

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Ever wondered what happens when a painfully awkward aspiring rapper named Skiddles visits a comedy podcast? Prepare yourself for one of our most bizarre and hilarious episodes yet.

Skiddles—who claims to be "from the depths of hell" but is actually from northeastern Ohio—joins us in studio to showcase his questionable freestyle skills over AI-generated beats. What follows is a cringe-worthy yet utterly entertaining series of raps about everything from dripping on shorts to pizza delivery delays. The awkwardness reaches peak levels when we discover his mom is waiting outside in the car during the entire recording session. His signature phrase "You ever have one of those days..." becomes the setup for increasingly absurd freestyle topics, while his need to "quote" offensive lyrics to avoid "copyright issues" adds another layer of comedy gold.

After Skiddles departs, we dive into our favorite Subway sandwich hacks (double-toasted flatbread is a game-changer) and explore some fascinating music discoveries. From The Plot in You's atmospheric metalcore to Babymetal's collaboration with Poppy, we share our unfiltered takes on current metal trends. We also discover "Finley," a short horror-comedy film about an inept killer doll that perfectly aligns with our taste for offbeat entertainment.

The episode showcases our natural conversational chemistry while featuring one of the most memorable guest characters we've ever had. Whether you're here for the trainwreck freestyle session, food talk, or music recommendations, this episode delivers laughs from start to finish.

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Have you ever been laughing so hard in the shower that you had to tell Alexa to pause the podcast? That's exactly what happened to Jay this week while listening to our own show—a testament to the unpredictable hilarity that unfolds when we hit record.

This episode takes you on a journey through our weekend adventures, starting with Jay's experience at a bridal show where he discovered mind-blowing cupcakes (pineapple upside-down cake in miniature form!) while showcasing his DJ business. What makes this conversation particularly compelling is Jay's refreshing take on competition in the wedding industry. Rather than trying to poach clients who already have DJs booked, he celebrates the talents of his fellow professionals, demonstrating that genuine respect for your competitors often yields more goodwill than cutthroat tactics.

Meanwhile, Jay contemplates joining Mohawk Golf Club, breaking down the surprisingly reasonable cost-benefit analysis of membership fees versus pay-per-play options. The discussion reveals how these seemingly expensive memberships can actually be economical investments when you factor in all the included perks and networking opportunities with "the upper echelon of Tiffin."

The absolute highlight of the episode arrives when we transform into "The Gabagool Gals"—two loud-mouthed, opinionated Brooklyn women with hot takes on everything from Disney remakes to Wendy's frosties. This improvised character comedy showcases our willingness to step completely outside our comfort zones, resulting in some of the most outrageous moments we've ever recorded.

As we wrap up, we explore emerging artists like Pink Guy and Run The Jewels, sharing our enthusiasm for music that pushes boundaries. Throughout it all, our conversation returns to themes of business ethics, community support, and the importance of integrity—whether you're DJing a wedding or considering opening a "chubby guy strip club" called Chunky Dunks.

Join us for laughter, wisdom, and absolutely no filter. Subscribe, share, and let us know which part had you laughing in the shower!

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