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Rants + Raves include (but not limited to) : silly dining experiences, bumper stickers and car decals, flags, 90s streetwear, cool counterculture kids (where are they?), and drug dealing exhibit tix at MoMA.

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A ride as usual -- B+H cover everything from Thanksgiving to massages, NYC public school physical education of yesteryear (including swim gym! iykyk), stroller strategy on trains and unending NYC road work. Enjoy!

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B + H typical banter from NYC street sweeper vs car life, new influencer (yuck!) grocery shops, safe spaces, billionaires, and of course - "allies".

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B + H recap their eventful week - mayoral election, tipsy shopping, big night out for a 40th birthday, H's restaurant phobias and proper etiquette (including doubling up in bathroom stalls), eating at the bar, and a random rant about ozempic (cause why not?).

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In typical variety show fashion -- B + H talk kid chaos, stealing goods from 3rd birthday parties, voting in old school booths, and most importantly -- ABOLISHING THE INTERNET.

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B + H discuss lines at restaurants, OWNEY'S RUM reclamation to the Drennan-Firtle beverage conglomerate, and purge arenas.

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B + H recap some weekly events plus cover general New York City beef. B argues is keeps the city on top of the world.

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B + H cover NYC Marathon + Halloween season, big biz, coveted city apartment amenities (including goals), and dog sh*t.