This week we put the Crows’ ruck stocks under the microscope — who’s flying, who’s fumbling, and whether we’ve finally found the formula to dominate the hit-outs in 2026.
Plus, a cheeky Collingwood Football Club supporter wanders into the courtroom and takes the absolute piss out of us — but we handle it the only way Crows fans know how… with selective memory and blind optimism.
And in the biggest “sentence” of the week, young gun Max Michalanney signs on long term with the Adelaide Football Club — four years hard labour in the tri-colours. We call it a conviction. The league should call it a warning.
If you’re a Crows fan still chasing justice for 1998, this one’s for you.