Dwayne The Rock Johnson, without enough time to wipe off the baby oil from his recent departure from wrestling, takes a shaky dive into the world of acting, and ends up smack bang in the middle of the dessert.

How bad can this be I hear you ask? Well, be witness to the opinions of two self confessed film enthusiasts who are also sisters.

Hello! It's us, Sophie and Emily, and I promise we will get through this together.

Well, what can be said about this metaphor of a metaphor of a film. I never ever want to hear anything written by this protagonist ever again. This week we discuss, teenage crushes, teachers and fanfiction. Strap in. Naughty.

Being self proclaimed jellicle enjoyers, listen to Soph and Em's hearts break and heads explode as they experience the troubled world of Tom Hoopers, Cats. Justice for Bustopher Jones please.

After managing to avoid it for nearly 2 decades Emily finally dives in to the bizare world of Twilight for the first time. In this podcast covering the worst of cinema can our two sisters find middle ground in this film some love and many love to hate.