The boys put the final puzzle pieces together for their pool party at Paul's. They also reveal Bretz's dark past weaseling into a band, despite not being able to play the bass. And Robert Irwin has a new reality show fresh of his Dancing with the Stars win. Chomp chomp!

The boys have hit a major snag with their pool party at Paul's for Friday - apparently they deadset need a lifeguard. Once again, it's a radio manhunt - will they find a lifeguard or will the pool party flop? Plus - a woman is suing Disney, claiming they stole the idea for Indiana Jones from her - and the boys chat to her on the show. Whip it good!

Bretz met a bloke named Paul on his first day at the Sunny Coast, and he offered Bretz a swim at his pool "any time." Keen to see if a pub promise holds up, the boys conduct a radio manhunt to track down the generous Pommy. Will they find their man? Dive in to find out ya goose!

Archie is back from the Ashes in Perth! And cricket is a long day, so he kept a list of the small talk topics covered by him and his Dad. Plus, not keen to let struggling comedians shine, PM Anthony Albanese has tried his hand at stand up comedy - and the boys have the exclusive recording. Take a stand! Listen!

There's a very justifiable reason that Bretz decided to drink toilet water from a mug in the shape of a toilet today live on the show...at least to him there is. A listener calls to tell the boys about the time they mooned a hearse in a funeral precession. Enjoy the podcast that most listeners have described as "yeah....it's ok".

There are people in society who walk among us in supermarkets who are snapping storks to save some coin and Archie & Bretz have accidentally uncovered this underworld. Bretz continues his outrage after outing Archie as a traitor to Australia and brings in English cricketing royalty to officially welcome their newest fan to their nation. Podcast is best enjoyed in English and not on mute.

For any cricket tragics out there, Archie & Bretz present their full chat with English spin icon Graeme Swann. Swanny gets into Aussie crowds awful chants and his impression of David Warner. Bowled him!

Archie reveals a, frankly, weird devotion to the 2001 Rowan Atkinson vehicle Rat Race. That's all before Bretz receives some shocking intel from a brave whistleblower that calls Archie's patriotism into question - and might just cost Australia The Ashes. Howzat!!