It's our second and last visit to the cohort of Ultimatum Queer Love Season 2. We get into the couples, the drama, the discussions and, as always, our trashy opinions. Until next time, and please Netflix, never cancel this amazing show!

One of our favourite shows is back for season 2 and these queer icons have not come to play. Join us for our first instalment of a trashy takedown of this Netflix slow burner. You may be forgiven for only knowing it if you're on that side of TikTok, but we assure you its a hidden gem and we hope our pod will get you truly hooked.

After a not-so-brief hiatus, we’re back, baby. We’re talking about The Valley and whether Zack has earned his fan favourite status, The Real Housewives of London cast and why you should be watching Next Gen NYC - (the latest Hayu show starring the spawn of several housewives).

Below Deck spoilers, 11:20-15:16

As the series nears its end, Kuba and Sarah cover Feedback Week and make our cases for imaginary MAFs auditions. We also get into a teeny bit of The Valley, which is back after a brilliant first season.

Get into it!

Well its the couples retreat, and what does it have in store? Betrayal, disloyalty and an overuse of the word Bogan. Expect our dissection of all this week's drama - the audacity of Lauren, the problem with Carina's people pleasing and of course Ryan's testosterone preservation policy. Plus we get into the recently closed season of Real Housewives of Beverley Hills and pour one out for Garcelle.

It's meet the families week! Tony just wants a baby, Jackie interviews her new friends, its twists and turns left right and bloody centre. We also talk about Paul and Carina and also Adrian and Awhina's toxic relationships being shown on screen, and whether the MAFS setting is equipped to handle it. Plus, we watch the trailer for "Next GEN NYC" aka The Kids of Bravo show.

In another week of top tier MAFS trash, we recap the goings on in the world of the experiment. We get into the new couples, the anti-power couple that is Jackie and Ryan, our love and concern for Morena and much much more (even our distain for people in the office who can't use a dishwasher). Plus, we imagine how we'd fair under experiment conditions when tested and play a quick game of 'would you rather scenarios' with this year's cast.

*Correction, Sarah says we cover up to ep 13 but it's actually only up to 12

In this instalment of our MAFS recaps we're back for intimacy week and stepping into the pumps of the experts. Expect a takedown of our beloved, yet unhinged participants with special mention of the monstrosities that are Tim, Jake and Jackie.

We also reveal or deeply held and unreasonable dating 'icks' and play a quick game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, Roast.