Hello movie friends and move over Lopez, there is a NEW MARIO in town. And I’m not talking about the mustachioed plumber. We are talking about feeling and interpreting the size of Walt’s a**hole. No, we are talking about our new spirit animal, Mario Casas. In the film, The Invisible Guest, Mario is not giving us the nastiest mouth sounds since Skin of the Wolf, he gives us the best turtleneck wearing in the game, baby. And a pucker of a THRILLER. In this episode, the most credit-rich yet, Ryan describes the best way to order coffee over someone, we decide that people who drive Audi’s are straight dicks…All of them; Todd does the sexiest Muppet impression ever, Todd also discusses his discomfort with tanning, turtlenecks and the taint; Ryan shares the names of the three celebrity men he’d kiss on the lips; the team realize the enormity of the size of god’s dildo; Todd shares a harrowing story of his last public restroom use and we issue a stern challenge to Gene Simmons. Send us your best turtleneck photos at alittleindependentpodcast@gmail.com and be sure and thank your lawyer….And just be sure. If you know you know. Unless you don’t because your Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man. Thank you for listening. Mario, get at us. #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #KISStongue #mariogoddamncasas #svelt #sveltup #godsdildo

Indiependents, do we have a doozy for you! Does anyone say “doozy” anymore? We do, because we like the mouthfeel of it. We do promise to not say “mouthfeel” again but are so happy to present to you, a movie, more ecologically cogent than Chloe and Theo…The Hunter; a movie so controversial, Lars Von Trier reportedly fainted twice during the premiere. No, that’s not true but do we want to go to Tasmania, unironically for f**king sure! This is a film that features a more shocking bath scene than Fatal Attraction and we finally understand what “restrained” means. In this episode, we discuss the least sexy accent for talking dirty (It’s Minnesotan) Ryan shares the elation of his one win in high school; we remember the Titans; Todd takes creepy to another level; the team discusses what musicals should be made into porn (keeping the singing); Ryan takes several vicious shots at brunch culture; We admit that when we hustle hard we take that “literally” and Todd quickly considers a pedicure – before quickly dissolving into a fine Germanic powder. If you can quote every Rick Moranis line from Streets of Fire, get at us. alittleindependentpodcast@gmail.com #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #williamnotwillem #onebigsmile #quiglydownunder #terminator3rules #letthebombsfall

Well friends in film, we have managed already to appear lazy, waaaaayyyyyyy too early in Season 2. We assure you, this is not because we’re trying to do a shot for shot remake of The Wolf of Wall Street, ala Be Kind Rewind and have become addicted to either fake or real cocaine; it’s because Ryan NEEDS to do this movie and apparently he loves Bobcat – and sources say he doesn’t give a shit what his mother says. In this episode, we discuss the merits of accidentally putting on your underwear backwards; the unique pressure that comes with eating Taco Bell; Ryan accuses Art Garfunkel of having clown hair; we argue over which is worse: to be rugged, shaky or tired; we muse on how brilliant the term we came up is: Bobcatfished; and Todd finally comes to a taping with actual pants on. Why? You have to listen. Thank you for listening and for watching these absolutely amazing films. Get at us. alittleindependentpodcast@gmail.com #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #bobcatrules #tacobellpressure #noonesaystaping #bobcatfished #simonandclownhair