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  • Oops I Crapped My Pants
    2025/12/17

    THIS ONES FOR THE PEOPLE. There’s no topic off limits this week as the ladies bravely take on Billionaires, Santa Clause and the color wheel. Mallory steps back into her child-free era for a whirlwind weekend while Jackie steps into her handsome woman era as she is betrayed by her Google Translate. Slip on your poop-brown leggings, grab a Texas sized margarita and join us as we gear up {and melt down} for the holidays!

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    53 分
  • Second Hand D*ck Chips
    2025/12/04

    THIS ONE’S FOR THE GIRLS. The Millennial mamas are feeling their age this week as they go off about…. everything! No celebrity, beauty brand or rodent is off limits. Mallory continues to invest in her children’s inheritance of workout leggings while Jackie stabs her in the back with a GLP-1 pen. Tap into your third eye and grab your favorite d*ck chips for the breaking news at the end of this episode!

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  • Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives: Pregnant & Slutty
    2025/12/02

    GREMLIN, INBRED, GREMLIN, INBRED! Grab your fruity pebbles, pour those dirty sodas and join the ladies as they recap Season 3 of Hulu’s mega hit, “Secret Lives of Mormon Wives”. Friend of the pod, Kathryn, hops in the third seat of our triple stack stroller to help breakdown the Momtok drama.

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    1 時間 7 分
  • Turkey With Release
    2025/11/27

    GOBBLE GOBBLE. It’s our first annual Thanksgiving Special! Pull up a chair while the ladies share their favorite Turkey {and Tofurkey} tales. Jackie does some soul searching down the aisles of Castorama while Mallory reveals her dirty little McSecret.

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    46 分
  • Welcome To Intercourse!
    2025/11/18

    THINGS ARE HEATING UP. The ladies are feeling extra feisty this week as they duke out another long standing feud. Mallory reunites with an old love in Intercourse, Pennsylvania while Jackie is willing to risk anything {and anyone} to white girl dance the night away.

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    45 分
  • I’m In Love With A Stripper
    2025/11/13

    DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YA’LL. The ladies are strung out on DayQuil and hope this week as they breakdown Bravo trailers, Butterfingers and Bloomin’ Onions. Mallory confesses to her scandalous past as a one time dog napper while Jackie gets involved in a secret Polish underground network.

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    49 分
  • A Golden Pu$$y
    2025/11/04

    TAKING IT TO THE STREETS. A civil war breaks out this week over whose donut reigns supreme. The ladies are kissing the ground after surviving all things Halloween. Mallory gets initiated into her local coven while Jackie puts on her tin foil hat.


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    49 分
  • Love is Blind: The Race to Ejac
    2025/10/31

    CALLING ALL SIZE QUEENS. The gals breakdown this Village People coded season of Love is Blind in a special bonus episode. Grab your waffles!


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    34 分