It's the week before Thanksgiving and we're heading to Waikiki in six days! Chip's freezing in Philly, Thomas is shivering in L.A., and both are tunnel-visioned on tropical salvation. TSA line chaos, a fajita-seasoning interrogation, smart-car rentals, Waimea Valley waterfalls, Pipeline daydreams—and two jaw-drop Guinness records. Plus two new Vacation Rules you'll want for your next trip.

Why hit "Play"?

❄️ From "I'm freezing my bees off" to "See you in Waikiki" — the final pre-Hawaii countdown & show week hype.

✈️ TSA tales: Indianapolis line etiquette, the Galápagos kid, and the great fajita-seasoning bag search.

🌺 O'ahu game plan: Waimea Botanical Garden (peacocks, geckos, swim-ok waterfall), Foodland poke, and scoping Pipeline.

🏅 Guinness Records: Oldest Female Ironman World Championship competitor; and the longest nonstop Pacific migration.

📵 Vacation Rules: #37 "Turn off social for the week" (with promo caveat) and #161 "Earn your vacations."

🛎️ 487 bottles of spicy mustard in a hotel tub.

🎟️ Ticket PSA: Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki—come hang all week.

Hit play for island escapism, travel-nerd joy, and crowd-work-level laughs to ride you straight into Waikiki.

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Chapters
00:00 CD nostalgia, 90s Zoom backdrop & sad alarm-clock bangers
03:56 "I'm freezing" → Week-before-Thanksgiving & 6-day countdown to Hawai'i
05:08 Front Desk cold-open: the mustard math (487!)
06:02 Travel week logistics: LAX meet-up, flight to HNL, restrictions lifted
07:09 TSA jokes, TNA bit & security vibes
08:31 Indy line story, Galápagos mission kid & personal-space talk
12:04 The fajita-seasoning bag search saga (carry-on chaos)
14:54 LA winds, valley bus days & a real-life tumbleweed sighting
27:29 Waimea Botanical Garden plan (peacock, mongoose, waterfall; swim logistics)
31:14 North Shore: Foodland poke & Pipeline swell preview
33:18 Reef-safe sunscreen & set-the-tone beach days in Waikīkī
33:23 Crack open the Good Book (Guinness) segment
34:10 Oldest female Ironman (Kona): 80y + 69d — Natalie Scarbrough
38:17 Bar-tailed godwit flies 8,435 miles nonstop to Tasmania (11 days)
46:31 Sliding into Vacation Rules
52:01 Rule #37: Turn off social for the week (with promo caveat)
54:01 Diamond Head reservations PSA (book a time slot)
55:43 Rule #161: Earn your vacations (work hard → savor harder)
57:00 Buffett "facts" + selfie-sharks & parody lawsuits bit
59:24 Final ticket links + "see you in Waikīkī" sign-off
1:00:27 Front Desk tag: mustard callback

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