Swinging across your Windows XP desktop and reading your mail in a really creepy voice? Yep, It's 48 Minutes of Bonzis Buddying

This week, Jason and Bryan talk the JP Morgan executive's bizarre assault, the 91-year-old Gaming Grandma, Bryan Johnson's oral sex CarFax, Wasabi Protocol getting hit for $5mil, BONZIBUDDY and a pair of hooligans riding a lawmower through a Target

Fun Fact : On the bonus episode out next week are all the cut cunnilingus jokes, look for it Tuesday May 12th

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows XP Destruction

" by Vargskelethor Joel - https://youtu.be/W9DST-6jIBU

"The25KAPR-TV's BonziBUDDY Series EP41 | Bonzi Gets a Virus!" by MASHSkits - https://youtu.be/Wa1mYmoY59c

"Bonzi's Jungle Challenge! | S1E10" by MASHSkits - https://youtu.be/Z9UnJ5i_WOk

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

What's that, flying across our screens with a rainbow fart and a poptart body? It's 48 Minutes of Nyans Catting!

This week, Jason and Bryan talk Alex Jones flipping out about Tim Heidecker taking over Infowars, fake MAGA AI influencers fleecing right wing morons, Pragmata's pedo-adjacent twitch emote, RaveDAO doing a rug pull (maybe?) Nyan Cat and a company asking $1.99 a minute to talk to AI Jesus.

Fun Fact : This might be the shortest episode yet, but cheer up, it's also funny.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!" by DaniWell-P - https://youtu.be/eI4pbCQLClA

"Nyan Cat - daniwell feat. Momone Momo" by DaniWell-P - https://youtu.be/FPXrLLDae2U

"EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim..." by Alex Jones (@realalexjones) - https://x.com/realalexjones/status/2047082896456859749

"Talk to Jesus (AI)" by Just Like Me - https://youtu.be/k8VcEo8INow

"[Mini YTP] I heard spiderman was there" by Isometric Pixel https://youtu.be/Dvo0tUERf8s

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Hut Hut Hut Hut - John Madden? No, reporting live from the vastness of space, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

This week, Jason and Bryan talk "Fries Chicken and Kids" memes, AllBirds pivoting to AI, the Reddit Mod Psychobilly freakout, the Kyoto Penguin Relationship Chart, World Liberty Financial, Jon Bois' brilliant 17776, and we stare at a cursed clock that shows the time Alphabetically. Yeesh.

Fun Fact : You need to read 17776, like right now - https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"[YTP] The ideal NFL team" by noisepuppet - https://youtu.be/X6qpP_wfgIc

"#friesandchicken #2026 #fyp #meme" by ScoobOnCrack2 - https://www.tiktok.com/@scooboncrack2/video/7626689552551283998

"Terrifying! Moment caught on Ring camera..." by @Breaking911 - https://twitter.com/i/status/2042627588938473632

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

On your marks, get set, BLOW. Yes, prepare for a good ol' fashioned sperm race, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by internet bon vivant, podcast producer, musician and self-described "most blocked person on LiveJournal" KillHamster, known to fans of "I'm From The Internet" as Producer Steve. We talk about an /r/kitchencels user Ghoulmaxxing, a new political alignment chart based on your haircut, the age-old question "Do Horses Want Cake?," a crypto scam based off an April Fool's joke about animal death, the early days of EncyclopediaDramatica and we ponder the logistics of the Sperm Racing World Cup.

Fun Fact : This episode contains more sperm jokes per minute than previously thought possible.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"I commentated the World's First Sperm Race LIVE!" by Gabe Cataldi - https://youtu.be/R4W9KP3eXpk

"What is Sperm Racing?" by Sperm Racing - https://youtu.be/e5i2HJr8-pA

"Gorgeous George Sux The Movie - Too Crap for HD and Widescreen (Extended Gut) by Old Man Henry Pwns Gorgeous George in his A-Hole - https://youtu.be/EmqYwJblL6w

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your Louisville Slugger, put the pitcher in the hospital and get set to hit some dingers, it's 48 Minutes of Balls Basing

This week, Jason and Bryan discuss Paul McCartney getting banned from Reddit, get tricked by an April Fool's post about Gemini locking a family out of their accounts, cheer on TMZ for asking for photos of lawmakers on vacation, shake their heads at squirrels vaping in England, boggle at the Drift exploit that netted the attacker $280 million, re-discover the glory of the Twitter account Mister Baseball and we play the deadliest game of all - Newgrounds Roulette.

Fun Fact : Because of the nature of Newgrounds Roulette, we were unable to grab the audio of the South Park one but trust us, it's gross.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"Make My Boobs 1 More Size" by Cell - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355

"2 Screwed 4 TV !" by MitEmE - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6421

" NewsRadio S02E20 "Coda" B-Story" uploaded by Brian Morrison, original by NBC/343 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7Re58nHCw&t=327s

Read the entirety of Marijuana Simpson : https://www.scribd.com/doc/233219778/Marijuana-Simpson

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Fire up the time machine, get your favorite monkey and your favorite cheese, it's time for a RANDOM episode of 48 Minutes of Vins Dieseling

This week, Jason and Bryan chuckle at a 2019 FDA advisory to not buy Big Penis, discover their jackoff habits are exposed via the Quittr app, remember the vaginal kungfu artist who beat up a census worker, cringe themselves stupid on Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel Facts and play a collectible card game with Wikipedia articles.

Confused? So are we!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) and it's a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Fun fact : this episode contains the most beleaguered sighs from either host ever recorded in the history of the show.

Contains clips from :

"Chuck Norris - Top 10 'Facts' - 2006" by MrNorrisVideos, originally appearing on Fox Sports Net's "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" - https://youtu.be/kQmPMZeN7JQ

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Chase a celebrity around with a camera and get your legal team ready for some real action, it's 48 Minutes of Celebrities Freaking

This week, Jason and Bryan discover some human brain cells playing DOOM, discuss 20 camels getting disqualified for getting BBLs, debate actually buying Tucker Carlson merch, laught at the Korean tax agency that exposed a seed phrase and lost $4.8mil in crypto, gaze into the abyss that is TMZ and play a game where they pretend to be AI and answer questions.

Fun fact : this episode was edited in one night - the fastest turnaround for an episode in show history

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"Kanye West Has OFFICIALLY Lost His Mind" by MuchDank - https://youtu.be/aStYx-t4OJY

"Michael Richards Spews Racial Hate -- Kramer Racist Rant" by TMZ - https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-acesvbg9/

"Clippers Owner Donald Sterling to GF - Don't Bring Black People to My Games, Including Magic Johnson" by TMZ - https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-wkuhmkt8/

"Celebrity Justice July 21 2005" by jsl151850b (original by Celebrity Justice) - https://youtu.be/Ff6YceJSt0w

"Kanye West Says Slavery's A Choice, Unedited" by TMZ - https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-lrudlmxu/

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Write a harshly-worded letter to Tony LaRussa and throw a Chihuly piece in the garbage, it's time once again for 48 Minutes of Dogs Journalisting

This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by the intensely talented Jeb Lund aka @mobute - writer of a million articles, co-host of several podcasts and all-around funny guy - as they discuss a dreadful AO3 outage, taste a new trend in bad food called Sour Plates, stick their arms in the Boston Legacy Football Club tattoo gloryhole, soak in the Florida-ness of Goliath Finance's founder getting arrested on a crypto Ponzi scheme, reminisce about the glory days of Et Tu Mister Destructo? and the boys take turn salting their kids. For their health, not to eat, jeez.

Read more of Jeb's writing : https://linktr.ee/mobute

Listen to Quaid in Full - https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/

Listen to It's Christmastown - https://www.patreon.com/ThisWeekInAtrocity

Follow Jeb on Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mobute.bsky.social

Read the Et Tu Mister Destructo columns mentioned in the episode :

http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/12/game-over-scans-of-over-50-ron-paul.html

http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/10/this-isnt-chess-la-russa-rhapsody.html

http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/07/profiles-in-florida-dale-chihuly.html

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/

Contains clips from :

"A Barnacle Jim Primer" by @sacbm - https://youtu.be/05cSvINk2G4

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.