Two sisters, both alike in social security. Separated by the vast cruel sea that divides Germany, Italy, and the fictional country of Barovia.

This episode featured Carly Hayes, PJ Nally, Maria Nally, Ross Neal, Javier Perez, and Drew Robinson.

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'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain Mark 1.0

'ducks_landing.wav' by uair01 — freesound.org — CC BY 3.0

'RPG game move charging or application 2 square' by AceOfSpadesProduc100 — freesound.org — CC BY 4.0

'221030_2228_FR_SurfingWaves.wav' by kevp888 — freesound.org — CC BY 4.0

'Geese' by Andrew Christopher Smith — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 US

'Variations' by Andrew Christopher Smith — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 US

'Tchaikovsky: Symphony No. 5, Op. 64 — I. Andante, Allegro con anima' by Gregor Quendel — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY-NC 4.0

'Tchaikovsky: The Seasons — 08 August (Harvest)' by Gregor Quendel — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY-NC 4.0

'Tchaikovsky: Piano Concerto No. 1, Op. 23 — 3rd Movement (Arranged for 2 Pianos)' by Gregor Quendel — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY-NC-ND 4.0

'Wagner Bridal Chorus' by Kevin MacLeod — incompetech.com — CC BY 4.0

'Gnomus' by Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky (1839–1881), arr. Musopen — wikimedia.org — Public Domain

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