Grab a glass and hold onto your dignity—this week, we’re sliding from the bedroom to the "should’ve been arrested" zone. We’re dissecting the "spark" and diving into the deep end of:

• The Instant "Yes": The weird, specific triggers that turn us on (turns out, a clean kitchen is the new rose petal path).

• Public Indecency 101: Sharing the riskiest places we’ve ever gotten busy. If the walls could talk, they’d call the cops.

• Spicy Scenarios: Roleplay, fantasies, and how to stay sexy when you’re usually just "sweatpants sexy."

Verdict: 10% silk, 90% salt, and 100% chance of making you blush in your car

Buckle up, because this week we’re airing our dirty laundry and realizing it’s actually a biohazard. We’re taking a deep dive into our own friendship origin story—back when we were young, naive, and had significantly better posture.

Then, we shift gears to the absolute circus that is modern dating. From "situationships" that feel like unpaid internships to the red flags we used to ignore because "he has a cool dog," we’re breaking down why the dating pool currently feels like it’s filled with lukewarm tap water.

The 2 AM "Send Postponed" Podcast

Grab a drink (or three) and join us for the show that happens when the bar closes but the bad ideas are just getting started. It’s 2:00 AM, the room is spinning just a little, and we’ve officially lost the password to our dignity.

Tonight, we’re doing the one thing your therapist and your best friend told you not to do: talking about the exes.

• The "U Up?" Post-Mortem: A deep dive into the tragic texts we sent at midnight and the even more tragic replies we got back.

• The Great Under-Performance: We’re finally being honest about the guys who talked a big game but delivered... significantly less.

• Selective Amnesia: Why do we forget they were boring and mean the second we have a margarita in our hand?

• Roasting the Ghosters: Breaking down the "assets" (or lack thereof) of the people who thought they were too good for us.

This is the unfiltered, loud, and completely unhinged group chat come to life. If you’ve ever looked at an ex and wondered, "Wait, was I actually blind?"—this episode is for you.