Nancy and Sarah discuss a two-part HBO docuseries called “What Happened, Brittany Murphy?” Did it just come out? No. But it’s compelling and relevant to many Smoke ‘Em hot topics (celebrity, sociopathy, addiction, true-crime). As Sarah texted Nancy, “It = our lane.”

The movie tackles the mysterious 2009 death of actress Brittany Murphy, who hit the scene with Clueless and went on to 8 Mile and rom-coms like Just Married (when she was dating Ashton Kutcher) before plunging into a career spiral. That involved a boyfriend, Simon Monjack, who proves more sinister than the man he pretends to be.

The conversation includes tangents on child actors, Marilyn Monroe, and what kind of role Murphy played in a relationship with a walking red flag who would end up sucking her money, her self-esteem, and eventually her soul.

Also discussed:

* “Sienna” is a color?

* Sarah has adorable feet, Nancy has great up-tops [NSFW]

* 8 Mile is a banger

* Props to Perez Hilton for admitting his despicable behavior

* Nancy says the “f” word (no, not that one); Sarah nevertheless objects

* Howard Stern is terrified of women

* Nancy and Sarah both weigh 130 pounds

* The undeniable hotness of peak Ashton Kutcher

* Six Degrees of Nancy Rommelmann strikes again: Demi Moore edition

* Frozen orange juice concentrate, remembered

* Sweetened condensed milk, remembered

* The power of Matt Drudge

* Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott = good dude

* Don’t sleep on the latest Andy Mills joint

Plus, the iconic Marilyn dresses we’d like to wear, Denzel’s masculine energy directed at the right targets, and much more!

NOTE: Nancy is scheduled to appear on FOX’s “America’s Newsroom” Monday, 7/19, 10:15am ET.

OTHER NOTE: Sarah’s new Substack, Love Anyway, launches soon and is FREE.

We’ll be any Marilyn Monroe you like if you become a paid subscriber.

Small note: Could maybe use a bra.