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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the tallest small of all? It's Lisa Small from Canada. Lisa talks about her clown nose job, we discuss dead parents and the fun side of cancer, and if that's not weird enough for you, we also discuss socially distancing yourself from gremlins while buying drugs.

There's lots of F bombs, so if you're easily offended, go back to Facebook and have a moan about something. You'll love it.

Hi! Hello, Lisa. You don't look so happy to see me. Is there something wrong with my face? No. Okay. Some people say that. I just, you know.

Hi! Hi, how are you doing? I'm great. I can't believe you're all the way from England or Britain, technically. How wild is that? It's technically Scotland. Okay, well, you know what? My nose got in the way so I couldn't read. That is probably what it was. Oh, that's not your real nose. Yeah. Um, I had it surgically.

Um, you know how people get like fake boobs and fake butts and fake arms and fake limbs. I went for a nose. Oh, you know, is it? Are you on a budget? Are you on a budget? I'm on a budget. Exactly. Nice. I like it. How's it going? It's good. It's good. So you're about lunchtime where you are. I've got, you know, I'll tell you exactly.

I've got 1 15 PM. Yeah. So, um, I'm just after six 15. So, okay. That's it. That's in the evening. Um, yeah. Thanks very much for joining me. I've been looking forward to talking to you. Um, uh, you might be aware I was talking to your friend on LinkedIn. That's right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that was cool. Um, so she gave me some, uh, topics to bring up that, that might be worthy of, of discussion.

I like it. I thought it was really cool. I was looking for Lisa small on Google and YouTube. Okay. Okay. I couldn't, I couldn't find where your stuff is. You gotta go to, you gotta go to, uh, Small TV on YouTube, Small TV, yeah, like, Small, S M A L L. Um, on LinkedIn, it's Lisa Small. On, um, Instagram, it's Small, so S M A L L 0 0 7 L I S A.

Right, right. So it's like, it's like, you know, when you have to read an encyclopedia and you're like, for the love of God, kind of like that, trying to find me, except I guarantee anything that you say, small double 07 Lisa, it will come up. So double 07. Lisa. Yeah, so Snapchat. So, um, small oh oh seven. Lisa, if you go to TikTok small oh oh seven.

Lisa, Instagram, small. Oh oh seven Lisa. The only ones that I don't have is my LinkedIn 'cause I have to be professional and I think my Facebook, yeah, even my Twitter is small. Oh oh seven Lisa. Yeah. Right. I'll put these in the show notes so anyone listening can find you. Thank you. No worries. So Lisa, um, Lisa Small, is that your real name?

It is! Can I tell you something about that? Yes, please. Okay, so this is wild. I am 178 centimeters in length. I thought you were going to say 178 years old. I, yeah, but I use dove.

Yeah, so I'm 5'9 I'm 5'9 just shy of 5'10 and my last name's small. Right. So you're small, but you're tall. Exactly. I'm glad to clear that up, you know, like I look like a liar, you know what it's like to try to like convince guys, like, you know, if I try to date somebody and I'm like, my name is Lisa small, and then they see me and they're just like, you know, they kind of look at me like, like, I don't know my height.

Yeah, I mean, if you're wearing heels as well, you're going to be like up there. So like, I'm always looking down on people. I