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KFC Christmas, Home Alone Conspiracies, & Seriously.., WTF is Kwanzaa?

This episode is basically what happens when you lock two grown men in a room with Christmas spirit, internet access, and absolutely no adult supervision. We spiral from Japan apparently treating KFC like holy communion on Christmas, to Chick‑fil‑A setting the global standard for customer service, to Chris discovering you can schedule texts like it’s brand-new witchcraft. Somewhere in there, we calculate how financially irresponsible the 12 Days of Christmas actually is and argue whether Home Alone is secretly a Christian movie… before immediately explaining why it makes absolutely zero sense from a legal, parental, or logical standpoint.

Then things get festive and unhinged. We break down Christmas trivia no one asked for (like Donner allegedly being Rudolph’s dad), try to figure out what the hell Kwanzaa actually is, and ask some slightly offensive questions about it that will definitely age poorly. There’s beet strips (don’t ask), Florida charging $50 for a plastic license, Christmas conspiracy theories, and the eternal problem of what to buy the person who already owns everything—and doesn’t need another candle. We also play games like This or That – Christmas Edition, Would You Rather – Christmas Edition, and match the best-selling gifts of the 90s to the correct year, which is way harder than it should be if you claim to love nostalgia.

We wrap it up with Pour Choices (liquid courage), a holiday work outing recap, and AskReddit gems about the worst gifts people have ever received and everyone’s hottest Christmas takes. So like, smash subscribe or don’t—we’ll still be here arguing about Die Hard and judging your Secret Santa choices either way. Drop a comment if you’ve ever gotten socks from someone who definitely hates you.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!

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Chapters
INTRO – 00:00
DIE HARD WON’T DIE – 2:25
TECHNOLOGY UPDATES – 3:51
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – 7:30
HOME ALONE IS A CHRSTIAN MOVIE – 13:25
HOME ALONE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE – 15:37
BEET STRIPS – 18:40
CHRISTMAS TRIVIA – 20:25
RUDOLPF THE RED NOSED REINDEER – 28:11
HAPPY KWANZAA! – 28:55
KWANZAA QUESTIONS – 34:20
THIS OR THAT – CHRISTMAS EDITION – 37:05
SACRIFICIAL LICENSE RENEWAL – 41:03
WHAT DO YOU GET THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING? – 42:41
CHRISTMAS CONSPIRACY THEORIES – 45:02
BEST SELLING GIFTS OF THE 90'S – 54:23
WOULD YOU RATHER - CHRISTMAS EDITION – 58:41
THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES – 01:00:23
HOLIDAY WORK OUTING – 01:03:01
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST GIFT YOU’VE GOTTEN FOR CHRISTMAS? – 01:05:19
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR CHRISTMAS HOT TAKE? – 01:11:18
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! – 01:21:42
OUTRO – 01:23:29

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