We’re calling this one Poison for a reason.

Some of y’all are out here sipping straight delusion with a straw and calling it love. We’re back with an Ask the Black Kids–only episode, and this week’s inbox is equal parts messy, petty, heartbreaking, and hilarious.

We’ve got:

No More Vanilla Sex

I Was Dating My Uncle

Should I Take the Bakery Job My Estranged Husband Got Me?

My Dad’s Brain Surgery Turned Into a Side-Piece Reveal

Men Don’t Talk

Plus: A hot new School Snacks segment, and Toxic Confessions featuring Ms. ParkerForReal

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00:00 Homeroom

05:26 Am I wrong for rejecting a bakery job because my estranged husband sent them my CV?

12:06 Crazy side-piece story: My father's brain surgery

17:06 Single but keep going back

24:50 No More Vanilla

34:31 Men don't talk.

41:59 I Was Dating My Uncle

01:01:28 School Snacks

01:07:07 iHeart

01:10:36 messy story from my young adulthood

01:16:53 Toxic Confession- I'm Hooking Up with a Rapper Who Doesn't Wash His Ass

01:17:49 Toxic Confession- His Baby mama accused me of abandonment because I left the child with her father

01:19:33 Toxic Confession- I Link with Paige to Humiliate Her

01:20:49 Toxic Confessions- I'm dating a Social Worker

01:22:22 Ms. Parker For Real- I've Been with My Boyfriend for 28 years