Before the curse. Before the crew. Before the voyage that would scatter everything — there was a morning in Port Calico, a Ratigen den beneath the Old Quarter dock wall, and a corn cob who had absolutely no idea what he was doing.
This is the story of how Captain Cobsworth came to own a grand galleon he had no business owning, acquired a purple octopus he did not expect, and discovered a cooking pot that he decided, then and there, was a hat.
Some stories begin with a choice. This one begins with a gesture, a throne, and fourteen generations of Ratigen lineage that nobody warned him was about to be recited in his honour.
Tales of the Known Wet is dedicated to Pip.
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