Sheep who respond to Alexa commands, how fast do microwave cookers rotate and a rant about cheating footballers. Plus, a goldfish called Patrick and a conversation with Tom Daly about battery storage. Featuring “Tarot Card Bingo” with Velma Clair and this week’s edition of “Underwhelming” with Toby & Ellie. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

A self-satisfied teapot, a man who tried to copyright the moon, and a rant about Amazon Prime. Plus, your Luff Actually Horoscopes, a man who waves at passing clouds, and an “astronaut-librarian” fancy dress costume. Featuring Gus the Sofa, Vicky the Quiz Queen and “The Guy Who Talks About Subbuteo”. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

Starting 19 November, an all-new weekly show from the award-winning Brian Luff. The “Luff Actually” podcast is crammed with dubious news items, woefully under-researched features and annoyingly underwhelming facts. Plus, rants, games, songs, special guests and a veritable cast of thousands. Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and Amazon Music.