Hell is officially for sale... and somehow that's not even the weirdest thing we talked about today.

The gang dives headfirst into the surprisingly affordable listing for Hell, Michigan, where for less than the cost of some St. Louis starter homes, you can own an ice cream shop, a chapel, a mini tourist attraction, and the title of Devil-in-Charge. Naturally, everyone immediately starts spending money they don't have and debating how they'd transform the town into the ultimate roadside attraction.

Then things take a hard left turn when former NFL superstar Ricky Williams enters the conversation. After walking away from football at the height of his career, he's now a professional astrologer helping people navigate life through birth charts and cosmic scouting reports. Rafe is fascinated. Lern is fully on board. Rizz remains approximately 97% skeptical. Somehow this leads to discussions about crystals, sweat lodges, life coaching, and whether astrology is just football strategy for people who own moon-shaped candles.

Meanwhile, AI continues its quest to make everyone uncomfortable. A new study says musicians are using artificial intelligence more than ever, sparking debates about creativity, ownership, songwriting, and whether your next favorite hit was written by a computer that learned emotions from Reddit comments. Moon weighs in from the musician perspective while the crew wonders how much AI is already hiding behind the curtain.

Elsewhere in today's chaos:

• Sharon and Jack Osbourne explain their plans for an AI-powered Ozzy legacy project.

• Bon Jovi wants fans to sing "Livin' on a Prayer" and possibly appear in a future show.

• New music from Billy Idol and Anthrax gets the crew talking.

• Bowen Yang reveals why he almost left SNL.

• Romy and Michelle are making a comeback because apparently nostalgia is undefeated.

• Celebrities who believe in aliens somehow become a full-blown conversation.

• And yes, there are hot takes on Dippin' Dots, because no topic is too important or too ridiculous for this show.

It's another beautifully unhinged installment of your favorite daily comedy show, packed with weird news, pop culture commentary, celebrity stories, conspiracy-adjacent nonsense, and the kind of conversations that somehow make perfect sense before 10 a.m.

Whether you're here for funny stories, celebrity gossip, UFO believers, or the possibility of becoming the new ruler of Hell, Michigan, this daily comedy show delivers exactly the kind of chaos you've come to expect.

Grab your ice cream of the future, consult your horoscope, and join another daily comedy show with Rizz and the gang.

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