This week, Chris unlocks a world of limitless possibility, Matt does a little bit of a space plague (on purpose), and someone is suddenly a human just totally out of nowhere what is up with that!?

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of User-generated quiz Which Book Does This End? (thanks, Sarah W!), Matt does Let's Roll a Baby Dude cuz there's a new Star War movie coming out, and if you are into book choices letting you manifest your own destiny you will love this episode!

Let's Roll a Baby Dude

• Your Occupation
  • 1 Bounty Adjuster (meets people with bounties on them to make sure the bounty equals how tough or scary they are)
  • 2 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (comedy)
  • 3 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (drama, bad)
  • 4 Greasy Speeder Mechanic who is Gruff but has a Heart of Gold
  • 5 Caf Barista with a heart of gold
  • 6 Droid with a heart of gold, literal
• What kinda baby?
  • 1 Baby Fisto
  • 2 Baby Plo Koon
  • 3 Baby Ki-Adi-Mundi
  • 4 Baby Wan Kenobi
  • 5 Baby Yareal Poof
  • 6 Baby Shaak Ti
• Baby Name
  • 1 Booger (pronounced BOO like a ghost)
  • 2 P'pippi
  • 3 Scrumtumtum
  • 4 Mr. Serious All The Time
  • 5 Gurgles
  • 6 Snot
• Baby Power
  • 1 Force Jump
  • 2 Force Swaddle
  • 3 Force Self Sooth
  • 4 Force Tickle Wickle Who's A Littwl Tickle Wickle Buddy
  • 5 Force Choke
  • 6 Force Nap
• What makes you a bad parent:
  • 1 Always blastin' lasers
  • 2 Rock and rolling all night, partying ev-er-y day
  • 3 Think the force is dumb and only for nerf hurters (also you have that insult incorrect - it is nerf "Herders")
  • 4 Hate babies so much
  • 5 Drive too fast in space
  • 6 House is a mess
• What makes the baby a bad baby:
  • 1 Throws own poodoo
  • 2 Can't keep a secret
  • 3 No good place to put a diaper on (weird body)
  • 4 Loves that blue milk way too much
  • 5 Always giving that side eye
  • 6 Afraid of dark like a coward

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